Post by Tommy Rowan on Sept 15, 2013 19:55:45 GMT -5
The scene fades to the ring where we see Jayron Mills standing in the ring getting ready. His tag team partner Kurt Ryan is walking down the ramp towards the ring as "Stop To Fall" By All Faces Down is blasting in the background.
Marcus Senerchia:"and his tag team patrner hailing from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 186 pounds, he is Lethal Injection, KURT RYYYANNNNNNN!!!!!"
Kurt slides into the ring. He hops up on the turnbuckle and points out to the crowd before throwing the metal horns up again and then back flipping off the top rope, landing on his feet. He then takes his jacket off and places it ringside as he walks over and begins to talk with Jayron.
The beginning drum beats set in, the whole arena cheering or booing as they do. The stage fills up with smoke, slowly. At the 10 second mark, the initial beat sets in, white lights flashing to the beat of the drum. At the 28 second mark of the song, the words 'Killer Instinct' are muttered by an electronic voice, followed by two fireworks shooting off from the stage.
Marcus Senerchia: "And the opponents first...from San Francisco, California weighing in at 210 lbs....Mercer Shepard!!!"
Right then, Mercer Shepard bursts through the smoke, walking quickly down the stage ramp, sliding into the ring effortlessly as he looks around. He breathes heavily for a few moments before flipping back his hood, looking at the crowd for a while before his music cuts off.
As Oh Sleeper begins Ryan waits a brief 5 to 10 seconds until he walks out with his arms spread and his head tilted back holding his chin up high. He pauses waiting for the guitar riff to kick in and finally releases his pose. He walks to the ring with a cocky grin on his face playing to the fans.
Marcus Senerchia:" And his partner... Oceanside, California....weighing in at 215 lbs....."The New Breed" Ryan Rivera!!!"
Ryan slides in the ring continuing to grin in a cocky manner. He takes off his leather jacket tossing it aside now looking at his opponents.
The bell rings as both Mercer and Kurt step out to the apron. Ryan and Jayron circle the ring both getting a feel for each other. Jayron tries to fake Ryan out before rushes towards him, but receives a dropkick to his knee which flips him forward. Ryan waists no time and instantly begins to work on Jayron's leg's and feet. He picks him up and drags him over to the ropes where he wraps the leg around the rope and begins to kick away at the tangled up body part. Jayron yells in pain before he is let free.
Jayron hobbles out of the corner and into the middle of the ring where he is caught by a chop block from Ryan who then quickly locks in his "Annexation of Puerto Rico" submission hold. Jayron yells in pain and tries to free his legs, but he can't seem to get to them. He then tries to inch his way to the ropes, but the pressure to his ankles holds him in place. Kurt seeing his partner is almost done for enters the ring and rushes to break it up, but is cut off by Mercer who hits him with that vicious punch he calls "The Fang"
Kurt's eyes roll back into his head as he falls through the ropes and out of the ring. Mercer smirks as he backs watches Kurt to make sure he doesn't get up. Meanwhile Jayron is trying to fight back the urge to tap as Ryan adds even more pressure to his ankles. Jayron endures an extreme amount of pain, but can't take it anymore and taps.
Oh Sleeper begins as the bell rings, Ryan lets go of the hold and stands with a cocky grin on his face. Mercer walks over and joins in as both men get their hands raised.
Marcus Senerchia:" Here are your winners....Ryan Rivera and Mercer Shepard!!!"
Complete domination is the only word to describe the match. Ryan and Mercer look at the damage of a knocked out Kurt Ryan, and a broken Jayron Mills...the fans boo them as the exit the ring and walk up the ramp both of them relishing in victory tonight.
Fireworks explode all around the stage of the EAW Anarchist Arena as "You Think You Know" by Device blasts from the speakers. The camera pans across the crowd, crazier then ever. Signs are shown being thrown up everywhere as we pan on EAW's commentary team, Jim Hill and Fred Davies, at the announce table.
Fred Davies:"Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Collision!!! I'm Fred Davies alongside my partner, Jim Hill, and last week was a hectic show."
Jim Hill:"Hell yeah it was. The Ultraviolent Nations proving why they are the top guys in this company. They beat down David Dreadful and Chelsea Armstrong in the Main Event and TJ Pain even got involved with a WICKED Chair shot to Chelsea's head. We are going to have an awesome Main Event tonight!"
Fred Davies:"We're now going to take it to the ring with Marcus Senerchia for the opening contest!"
Marcus Senerchia:"The following is your opening contest for tonight and it is scheduled for one fall...."
"Rule Britannia" blares over the PA system, as the crowd begins to cheer. They know who that music signals, and soon enough, Ian Lenton appears on the stage. He's dressed in his ring attire (White trunks with "Lenton" written in red on the back, black boots) and begins to make his way down the ramp, with a smile upon his face. He slaps the hands of those in the first few rows, before walking up the steps; getting into the ring via the middle and top rope. Laughing, he rests against his corner, as the music fades.
“Landmines” by Stray from the Path comes in with some guitar effects almost sounding like old respirators, then out of nowhere a rage against the machine style guitar track kicks in and Caliban bounces out onto the stage and sits right down crossing his legs singing along with his own theme tune. He surveys the scene for a second before rolling backwards and up onto his feet sprinting at the ring leaping up onto the apron then the middle rope and flipping himself into the ring, after the usual posing he perches himself on the turnbuckle and awaits the bell.
Both men center the ring and lock up in a grapple. Ian places Jordan in a side headlock and begins squeezing the oxygen from his brain. Caliban pushes Ian away and sends him towards the ropes. Ian comes back and goes for a big boot but Jordan ducks the attempt. Caliban rolls behind Lenton and sends him crashing to the mat with a sharp kick to the back of his head. Jordan goes for an elbow drop but Ian rolls out of the way. Now on his feet Ian lights Caliban up with an open handed chop across the chest. Jordan returns the favor with a right hook to the jaw of the big man. Ian retaliates with a kick to the gut of Jordan followed by a snap suplex. Ian goes for an elbow drop and slams his arm into the chest of Caliban. He drops down to one knee and places Jordan in a rear chin lock. He keeps a tight grip on the move as the referee drops to the mat to check on Caliban. A few seconds later Caliban starts to regain his energy and he begins climbing back to his feet. He slams his elbow into the gut of Ian causing him to break the hold.
Jim Hill:"Damn these dudes suck."
Fred Davies:"Big elbow from Caliban!"
Jordan kicks Ian in the gut and positions him for a power bomb. Lenton easily counters the move with a back body drop sending Caliban crashing to the canvas. Ian turns around and goes for a stomp but Jordan rolls out of the way. He jumps to his feet and attempts a running super kick but Lenton dodges the attack. He spins Jordan around and sends him to the ropes. When Jordan comes back Ian lifts him up into a tilt-a-whirl and prepares to send Caliban across his knee. Out of nowhere, Jordan reverses the move into a 360 DDT and he drives Ian’s head into the canvas. Jordan drops to one knee and he applies a sleeper hold on the big man. Ian is quick to struggle against the hold as he begins moving back to his feet. He shoves Caliban away and sends him crashing to the mat with a charging clothesline. Ian stomps on Jordan a few times and moves to the outside of the ring. He takes a few seconds to take a breather while walking around the ring. Meanwhile, Caliban is able to make it back to his feet by using the ropes for leverage. He spots Ian speaking with a few of the audience members and he grows a smile on his face. Jordan moves back a few feet and begins running towards the ropes at full speed. He leaps onto the top rope and bounces off performing a starlight twist in mid air as he crashes on top of Ian Lenton.
Fred Davies:"WOW! Look at the height on that!"
Jim Hill:"I've seen better.."
As both men lie motionless on the concrete floor the fans begin to applaud their performance. Lenton is the first one up as he reaches down and grabs a handful of Caliban’s hair. He drags Jordan to his feet and lifts him up into a press. Ian screams out towards the crowd and carelessly dumps Caliban over the barricade so he lands directly on top of the EAW audience. Lenton climbs over the security railing and pulls Jordan away from the crowd by the back of his neck. Caliban kicks Lenton in the gut and pulls him in with a front face lock. He signals for a DDT on the concrete floor but Ian is able to slip out of Jordan’s grip at the last second. He lights the youngster up with a hard chop across the chest sending an echoing “SMACK” sound throughout the ringside area. He pulls Jordan in with a whip and sends him crashing to the floor with a devastating short arm clothesline. A fan hands Lenton a steel chair and he accepts the gesture. He folds in the seat and prepares to take Jordan’s head off as the fans begins a “FUCK HIM UP I-AN, FUCK HIM UP!” chant. Jordan begins to stagger back to his feet unaware of Lenton’s devious intentions. Ian raises up the chair and stalks Caliban from behind.
Jim Hill:"HIT HIM!!!"
Fred Davies:"Keep in mind this isn't a No-DQ match. If he uses that chair, this ones over."
Jordan turns to face Ian and he dodges the attack. When he swings the chair a devastating “CRACK” sound echoes throughout the arena as the steel makes impact with one of the arena’s security guards. Ian drops the chair and verbally expresses his frustration while Jordan begins to laugh at the result of Lenton’s mistake. He turns Ian around and doubles him over with a sharp kick to the chest. Jordan tells a few of the fans to move out of their seats and they do as requested. Caliban moves to the empty chairs and climbs onto them using the seats to balance his feet. When Ian turns to face Caliban, he jumps into the air and lands on Ian placing him in position for a hurricanrana. Jordan performs the move and flips Ian in mid air causing him to land directly on top of the steel chairs. The crowd releases an “OOOOOooh!” in reaction to the move as they begin to applaud the performance of Caliban. After taking a moment to catch his breath, Jordan drags Ian to his feet and begins force walking him through the crowd. He tosses Ian over the barricade and leaps over the security railing. Jordan goes to lift Ian to his feet but Ian is able to stun Caliban with a quick elbow smash to the skull. Lenton pulls Jordan in with a whip and sends him crashing into the steel post.
Fred Davies:"OOOO! Right into the steel post!"
Jim Hill:"I hope they kill eachother."
Ian tosses Jordan back into the ring and slides in under the bottom rope on the count of nine. Lenton is the first man to make it to his feet as he rushes towards Jordan and drops him with a kick to the side of the head. He drags Jordan back to his feet and when Jordan makes an attempt to shove the big man away, Lenton sends Jordan flying across the ring with a huge suplex. Caliban’s body bounces off of the canvas like a rubber ball. Ian approaches Jordan and drags him back to his feet. He whips Caliban to the ropes and when Jordan comes back to Lenton he sends the high flier crashing to the canvas with a heart stopping power slam. He drags Caliban back up and whips him into one of the corners. Ian charges the corner and causes Jordan’s spine to collide against the turnbuckles with a hard clothesline. Ian steps back a few inches and clenches his fist. While Jordan rests in the corner Lenton lunches at him with the Peterborough Shot but Caliban rolls out of the way at the last second. When Ian turns to face Jordan he pulls Lenton to him and sends the big man crashing to the mat with an angle cutter. The ringside audience explodes with applause as Jordan drops to the canvas and goes for a cover.
1…….. 2……….. 2 ½ …………….. Kick out by Ian Lenton!
Jim Hill:"DAMN IT! I thought this snoozefest was over!"
Fred Davies:"This match isn't quite over yet old man."
Jordan moves away from Ian and shows an expression of frustration on his face. He drags Ian back to his feet and sends him crashing to the mat with a sharp kick to the back of his head. Caliban rolls him over and he drags Lenton towards one of the corners. He places Lenton’s motionless body a few inches away from the corner as he quickly moves to the top rope. Jordan calls out to the crowd and launches into the air with a picture perfect Caliboom. Luckily for Lenton, he is able to roll out of the way at the last second causing Jordan to land directly on top of his neck. The crowd releases another “OOOOOoohh!” in reaction to the awkward landing as Caliban lies motionless on the canvas. Lenton is quick to make it back to his feet as he approaches Jordan. He drags Caliban to his feet and places him in a firemans carry. Lenton walks to the center of the ring and sends Jordan crashing down to the canvas with “The English Way” death valley driver. A few seconds later Ian rolls on top of Caliban and goes for a cover.
1…….. 2……….. 2 ½ …………….. 3!!!!
“Rule Britannia” begins to play on the sound system as Ian Lenton is announced as the winner of the match. Lenton rolls away from Jordan and gradually moves back to his feet. The referee raises Ian’s arm in victory as the crowd applaud the efforts of both competitors.
Segment
[As EAW returns from commercial, HFH is standing in the ring with his theme playing and wearing his casual clothes as he was still not ready for his match. The music died down and so did the crowd. He grabbed a microphone off of Marcus Senerchia. The crowd were near silent.]
HFH- “You know, I’m chuffed to bits that EAW has returned, I really am.”
[The crowd begins to cheer and small pockets of the crowd chant EAW EAW EAW]
HFH- “But there’s one thing running through my mind constantly. Now, I’m not sure if I’m deluded or if I’m the only person seeing it or what, but it seems that the returning EAW is corrupt. How is a certain someone getting special treatment while the rest of us have to scratch and claw for the slightest chance.
“You know, you would think a man who helped EAW in its first run and then returned would get a bit of gratitude but because he speaks his mind, he is put in meaningless triple threats that he knows won’t count for anything in his search for the world or extreme championship glory.
“I guess what I’m saying to you, my loyal and trustworthy fans… Because I speak out… Because I’m an enigma… Because… Well, because you, the fans, like me, TJ Pain does not. I’m here to win titles and the reality is, I can’t do that while I’m a fan favourite.
“I’m sorry. I’m really, really sorry. The thing is… The thing is that if this is the case, you won’t see HFH as a champion any time soon.”
[The fans cheer loudly as they thought HFH was about to turn on them. HFH starts to walk around the ring as he begins to get fired up]
“I’m here to win titles and championships but above all, I’m here to entertain and that’s what I’m going to do! TJ Pain might pick out a certain Asian golden boy and hand him tittle shots and main event matches but I’ve got news for you… I WON’T be handed anything. In fact, I wasn’t handed an EAW contract. Even that was near impossible to get but guess what… IM HERE!
“I WILL scratch and claw. I WILL fight for anything and everything. I WILL stay loyal to each and every single one of you. But most of all guys… I WILL BECOME A CHAMPION!”
[The crowd get fired up with HFH. Slowly, he calms down and returns to speaking normally.]
“Now that leaves the dilemma… What to fight for… My head tells me that I SHOULD BE the world heavyweight champion but my heart tells me to fight for the extreme championship. How can I choose between my head and heart?”
[He looks into the crowd and smiles]
“I’ve already won the extreme tittle before… What’s the point of doing something twice?”
{He drops the mic and leaves the ring to get ready for his match while ‘We bring an arsenal’ plays]
Fred Davies- “Does that mean High Flying Hardcore is going to try and catapult himself into the main event , Jim?”
Jim Hill- “I don’t know. I’m more interested on his comments on TJ Pain and Michael James”
Fred Davies- “Now, Now. He never mentioned Michael’s name.”
“Rules of Nature” begins to play on the sound system and the lights in the arena cut to black. Seconds later, a blue essence fills the arena as Surge appears on the stage. He performs a Jesus Christ pose before making his way down the ramp. He uses the steel steps to move to the ring apron. He enters the ring through the ropes and centers the ring as the lights are restored.
The arena goes dark as red and white spotlights circle around the arena. "BALL SO HARD MOTHERFUCKER WANNA FIIIINNNEEEEEEEE ME" is heard on the sound system as "Niggas in Paris" starts to play. As the crowd erupts in boos Justin Evans emerges from behind the curtain with energy. He stands at the top of the ramp smugly and looks around at the ground. He walks down the ramp and runs and slides into the ring, running and climbing up each turnbuckle and looks out into the crowd. As he jumps off the last turnbuckle he takes off his shirt and tosses into the ground.
As the bell rings both men approach one another and go for the lock-up. Surge catches Evans in a headlock, and is whipped into the ropes, receiving an arm drag upon his return. Surge pops back to his feet and gives Evans an arm drag of his own, followed up by an arm bar, holding him to the mat. Justin twists his way out of it and pops up, whipping Surge into the ropes again and following it with a hip toss. Surge jumps back to his feet and they go for another lock-up, but he is met with a kick to the gut by Evans, doubling him over, followed by a hard forearm to the back of the head sending him crashing to his knees. Getting behind him, Evans immediately tries to lock him into a full nelson but Surge rolls forward and catches Justin’s legs in a cradle.
1........2…. Kick out By Justin Evans!
Jim Hill:"Evans is a boss!"
Fred Davies:"You're like sixty three Jim. don't say phrases like that."
Evans gets right out of it and rushes forward with a stiff clothesline that sends Surge down to the mat hard, almost flipping in mid-air, landing awkwardly on his side. Not going for the cover, Justin lands a few stomps to Surge’s downed body. Justin places Surge into a figure four leg lock and leans back to apply pressure to the hold. After struggling against the pain for close to a solid minute Surge is able to crawl towards the edge of the ring and grab hold of the bottom rope. Justin breaks the hold and jumps back to his feet. Surge does the same and dazes Justin with a sharp kick to the midsection before starting to run against the ropes. Justin catches him as he comes back and hits a beautiful belly-to-belly suplex. Justin goes for a cover on Surge.
1……..2…. Kick out by Surge!
Jim Hill:"Justin has this one. The man is a superstar!"
Fred Davies:"We will see Jim, we will see."
Evans picks up Surge by the head and whips him into the corner. Justin follows it up with a running clothesline causing Surge to crash to the canvas. He drags Surge back up and whips him to the ropes. Surge comes back and goes for a cross body block but Justin catches him in mid air. He sends Surge crashing to the mat with a Brahma Bull spinebuster! Justin makes it back to his feet and works the audience while Surge lies motionless on the mat. Justin turns back around to face Surge and catches his foot just as Surge attempts a kick to the gut. He hops with his one free leg, and out of nowhere he clocks Justin with an enziguri! Surge goes for a cover on Justin Evans.
1…………2….. Kick out by Justin Evans!
Jim Hill:"A lot of pinfalls in this match."
Fred Davies:"Very close calls! This is an intense match!"
Surge is the first one to his feet. He drags Justin up and hits a few forearms to the face before whipping him into the ropes. When Evans comes back Surge hits him with a tremendous spinning wheel kick that looks like it took his head clean off! Surge waits for the Answer to get up again, and when he does so, he attempts to drop him with a running clothesline but Justin is able to duck the move at the last second. Justin grabs Surge and locks him into a full nelson. He lifts Surge into the air with the move applied and sends him crashing to the mat with a devastating full nelson slam. He drags Surge back to his feet and the two begin exchanging punches. Evans gets the better end of it and when Surge begins to stagger, Evans sends him over the top rope with a running clothesline. Justin rolls to the outside and drags Surge to his feet. He lifts him up in a firemans carry and prepares to drop him on top of the steel barricade. Surge slips out of it and lands behind Evans. He grabs a hold of him and uses all of his strength to send Justin crashing down on top of the concrete floor with an awkward looking suplex.
Jim Hill:"That was ugly..."
Fred Davies:"Evans is a big dude though. That was impressive!"
The audience gives Surge a cheap pop while both men lie motionless on the floor. Surge is the first one to his feet as he rolls back inside of the ring on the count of five. Evans pulls himself back up and rolls back in as well. Surge stomps on Evans a few times before dragging him to his feet. The two men lock up and Evans easily overpowers Surge by shoving him down to the canvas. Surge stands back up and begins to taunt Justin before attempting another lock up. Evans takes the bait and Surge slaps him across the mouth in a showing of disrespect. Justin stops in his tracks and looks up at Surge with an annoyed expression. When Surge starts to laugh at his opponent Evans charges him with a spear that turns Surge inside out. Evans goes for another cover on Surge.
1………….2………….2 ½……. Kick out by Surge!
Jim Hill:"Damn that was close!"
Fred Davies:"VERY CLOSE!"
Justin makes it back to his feet and before his opponent can stand back up he drops an elbow across the back of Surge’s head. He steps over Surge and pulls up his legs in an attempt to lock him into a sharpshooter. Evans easily executes the hold by using the strength in his biceps to yank back on his opponent’s legs. Surge screams for mercy but is granted none as Evans tightens his grip on the hold. A few seconds later his attention is taken away from the match upon sight TJ pain and the Ultraviolent Nations making their way towards the ring. Justin looks behind him to gain sight of Kareem Al-Bashir inching towards the ring and he releases the hold on Surge. He turns his attention towards Kareem and begins warning him to keep his distance. Justin walks to the other side of the ring and gives Michael James the same warning while Surge takes a moment to recuperate.
Jim Hill:"THE UN ARE HERE!"
Fred Davies:"Damn party poopers."
Michael James steps onto the ring apron with a cigar gripped between his teeth. He begins to scream at Evans in Japanese and Justin quickly turns his sights towards James. Justin Evans approaches Michael and swings at him with a winding hook but misses when James quickly jumps down to the floor. Michael James laughs at Evans and shoots him the bird just as Surge begins making it back to his feet. Surge spins Justin around and nails him in the face with a standing dropkick sending him through the ropes to the outside floor. He crashes onto the concrete only a few feet away from where Michael James is standing. Unexpectedly, James refuses to interfere and allows Evans to make it back to his feet. Once Evans is able to stand on both legs he gains sight of Michael James. In what could only be a natural reaction, Butch begins to insult James while Surge is seen climbing towards the top rope. Once he is comfortably positioned on the top turnbuckle, Surge calls out to Evans. When Justin takes the bait Surge lunges to the outside and slams Justin into the barricade with the Train Wreck (spear).
Jim Hill:"GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME JUSTIN!"
Fred Davies:"Surge with a HUGE spear!"
Michael James looks down and spots his broken cigar lying on the floor, apparently also a victim of the spear delivered by Surge. James glares at the cigar with an expression of disappointment. He turns his attention to Surge and starts to remove his jacket earning a huge pop from the ringside audience. As Surge begins to stagger back to his feet a thunderous “THWACK” sound is heard throughout the arena as Surge crashes to the floor only a few inches away from the feet of Michael James. The cameras pan up to show Kareem Al-Bashir standing behind Surge gripping a steel chair in his hands. The audience releases a wave of verbal negativity towards Kareem. He drops the chair and shares a laugh with Michael James while the referee signals for the bell. James offers his hand to Justin and when Justin accepts, James helps Evans make it back to his feet. He begins to speak to Justin in Japanese while pointing towards the ring.
Jim Hill:"What is he saying?"
Fred Davies:"I have no idea. But Surge has won by disqualification."
As Justin slides under the bottom rope Michael James and Kareem are seen dragging Surge back to his feet. They toss him into the ring like a rag doll and move away from the apron. As Surge begins to slowly stagger back to his feet Justin begins to stalk him from behind. When Surge is able to stand on both legs, Justin spins him around and sends Surge crashing to the canvas with the Final Answer.
Jim Hill:"That's the way it's done!"
Fred Davies:"Disrespectful!"
“Niggas in Paris” begins to play on the sound system as Justin “The Answer” Evans stands up. Justin moves away from Surge and makes it back to his feet. Evans receives a mixed reaction from the ringside audience. Moments later, the swarm of Michael James, Kareem Al-Bashir, The Mohawk and TJ Pain are seen entering the ring from opposite sides. Justin prepares to defend himself as the four men surround him like a pack of wolves. TJ Pain approaches Justin and brings a microphone to his mouth.
TJ Pain:"This doesn't concern you, Evans."
Justin looks back at TJ with confusion. TJ grows a demented grin and signals for Justin to move aside while keeping his sights focused on the fallen Surge. Evans looks down at his beaten opponent and then back at Pain.
Justin Evans:"He’s all yours."
Showing no respect or concern for Surge’s safety, Justin makes his exit from the ring to an ovation of insults from the ringside audience. TJ approaches Surge and drops to one knee so he is level with his face. Pain grabs a hold of Surge by his jaw and begins to pound his face in with the microphone. The crowd boos as Pain stops and stands up. TJ inches away from Surge and he gives the other three men the signal to move in. James, Kareem and the Mohawk surround Surge and immediately commence a three-on-one assault. They violently stomp his upper and lower body as we hear TJ Pain laughing into the microphone. Michael James moves away from the assault and removes some kind of weapon from his jacket. He slides a custom set of spiked brass knuckles onto his hand and calls out to Kareem and the Mohawk.
Jim Hill:"KNOCK HIM OUT!"
Fred Davies:"SOMEBODY STOP THIS!!!"
They turn their attention to James as he begins telling them to “hold his ass up”. They drag Surge to his feet and position him in the center of the ring. Michael James inches back and clenches his fist holding the brass knuckles. After insulting him in Japanese and spitting in his face, James violently slams the spiked brass knuckles into the side of Surge’s face. He crashes to the mat upon impact of the punch and lies motionless in the center of the canvas. Michael James approaches Surge and begins to insult him in Japanese once again. TJ Pain stands next to Michael James and looks down at Surge. After sharing a laugh with James, he brings the microphone to his mouth.
TJ Pain:"Welcome to the Ultraviolent Nations!"
"Do Me A Favor" By Stone Sour hits again and the scene fades on the UN standing in the ring together.
Segment
"The Beaten Path" By Dale Oliver hits and the crowd immedietly starts to boo. The bomb drop sounds and Kareem al-Bashir comes out from the back with a disgusted look on his face and a microphone in his hand. He walks down the ramp and past the outreached hands of the fans.
Marcus Senerchia:"Ladies and gentleman, please welcome, Kareem al-Bashir!"
Kareem walks up the steps and gets into the ring. He walks over to the corner and steps up on the turnbuckle. He looks around before spitting down on the ringside area, signaling the dirty soil of America. He then steps down and stands right in front of Marcus Senerchia.
Kareem al-Bashir:"Exit infidel."
Kareem points to the outside of the ring and Marcus scurries to the outside. Kareem turns towards the camera and begins to speak. The crowd boos loudly and Kareem looks out to the booing crowd. The crowd continues to boo loudly. Kareem scowls and then brings the microphone to his lips.
Kareem al-Bashir:"I can talk louder stupid Americans."
The crowd boos as he laughs to himself.
Kareem al-Bashir:"You see dirty Americans, Wednesday was what you Americans call the Nine Eleven tragedy. But in my BEAUTIFUL country of Iran, we call the Nine Eleven.....a MASTERPIECE!"
The crowd immedietly burst with loud boos and hateful remarks. Kareem just laughs.
Kareem al-Bashir:"Your hate is how you say, flattering. Nine Eleven was the work of a genius. Taking down one of the things you Americans hold dear. All of the lives and the families that were destroyed. All of the people that were, how you say, devastated at the tragedy that took place. I however, celebrate that day as a good day for my people. America almost fell that day, and it shall be celebrated as such for eternity."
"Landmines" By Stray From the Path hits and Jordan Caliban comes out from the back with a microphone in hand. The crowd cheers as he walks down the ramp and gets into the ring. Kareem looks livid at the interruption. Jordan begins to speak.
Jordan Caliban:"Karee..."
Kareem immedietly cuts him off.
Kareem al-Bashir:"HOW DARE YOU! How dare you come out here and interrupt the Iranian Prince! I AM ROYALTY! Damn it I don't need this bullshit!"
Jordan laughs.
Jordan Caliban:"You come out here and run your mouth speaking about the Nine Eleven Tragedy. That is just wrong! You are a disrespectful prick who needs to go back to his sand hole."
The crowds cheers as Kareem looks completely pissed. Kareem stands in front of Jordan as Jordan smiles. Kareem slowly brings the microphone to his lips.
Kareem al-Bashir:"You pathetic American scum!"
Kareem then slaps Jordan across the face. Jordan stumbles back, shocked at the slap. He then turns back towards Kareem and tackles him down. They begin to throw punches and roll around brawling. Kareem shoves Jordan away and stands up. He goes for the "Glimmering Warlock", but Jordan ducks and rolls up to his feet. Kareem turns and Jordan leaps up for an "Angle Cutter", but Kareem shoves him back and rolls out of the ring. "Landmines" By Stray From the Path hits again as Jordan and the crowd begin and "U-S-A" chant. Kareem walks up the ramp backwards looking livid as Jordan points to him and laughs.
As the dark music starts, the arena goes completely black. Lights flicker on and off with a bright white light, only lighting up certain segments of the arena at split second intervals. As the intro finishes, a massive explosion of red, yellow and blue pyro fills the arena and after a few seconds, Sudice Fate reveals himself from behind the curtain, dressed in his usual entrance attire while also wielding a large axe in his right hand. He slowly walks down the entrance ramp, not taking any notice of the crowds mixed cheers and boos, with his eyes solely fixed on his opponent, showing a determined but dark facial expression.
As Sudice Fate reaches the ring, he swings his axe up and slams it directly into the edge of the ring and then uses this as leverage to lift himself up into the ring. Jolting his body to release the axe from the ring, he swings it up so it lands on his shoulders as he circles the ring, not for one second losing eye contact with his opponent.
The arena is pitch black apart from a few flashes from the crowd. Suddenly, the music starts to play with blue and red strobe lights rolling around the arena. Once the 'wheyo wheyos' stop pyro explodes around the titantron and the lights come back on. HFH then appears and shakes hands with some of the fans on the ramp before jumping the top rope to enter the ring and then posing on the turnbuckles. Once done posing, he backflips off the turnbuckle and the music stops.
"The Beaten Path" By Dale Oliver hits and Kareem storms out from the back, still clearly pissed from the events before the match. He storms down the ramp and into the ring. He walks to the corner and begins pacing, waiting for the match to begin.
The bell rings as the three men stare at one another daring someone to throw the first punch as suddenly Kareem suddenly lunges toward HFH sending a series of punches across his face as Suicide joins him in pushing HFH into the corner as they begin their relentless attack. Shouts from the ref can be heard as he attempts to move the men from the corner as his five count starts.
Fred Davies: Kareem and Suicide wasting little time here tonight, do you think that says something toward High Flying Hardcore?
Jim Hill: Of course it does!
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Using the full length of the count both men back up before Kareem runs toward the corner only to collide with the turnbuckle as HFH moves out of the way sending him to the mat as HFH quickly goes on the defense laying a series of hard hits against Suicide as he runs back bouncing off the rope before connecting with a dropkick to the knees sending him crashing to the mat. Delivering another kick to the side of Suicides head HFH looks around the arena before going to the turnbuckle as Suicide lies on his back holding his head. The crowd goes into frenzy as HFH begins to climb the turnbuckle looking to go for a Swanton bomb only to fall straddling the turnbuckle as a conscious Kareem hits the ropes, causing HFH to be in a "compromised" position, to say the least. A cocky smirk comes over the lips of Kareem as he climbs the turnbuckle throwing HFH’s arm over his head as he climbs to the top rope pulling HFH up with him, he gives a quick look around the crowd before sending them both off the turnbuckle in a superplex as Suicide narrowly escapes disaster. Seeing an opportunity Suicide quickly grabs the leg of Kareem going for the pin.
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Picking up Kareem, Suicide looks around the ring as his eyes show the gears working as he lifts Kareem into the air, bringing him down in front of him; thus causing Kareem to crash into the mat with a gordbuster. During that, HFH had begun to stir, looking drowsily into the eyes of Suicide. Staggering towards him, HFH is soon dropped with a release northern lights suplex, before Suicide smiles at both men and runs the ropes; nailing a rolling thunder variant onto the still grounded Kareem. Looking back at HFH, he attempts the same move to him- only for the knees to rise and Suicide to go crashing firmly into them; causing him to let out a yell of pain and agony. HFH then uses the time he created to his advantage, standing up and lifting Suicide up, grabbing his head in an inverted facelock before dropping down with a reverse DDT as he goes for the pin.
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Kareem manages to hit a diving axe handle to the back of HFH breaking the pinfall. It's an action that infuriates the fans and HFH, who responds with a viscous superkick to the jaw of Kareem, knocking him out cold. He then lifts Suicide up, only to knee him in the stomach and floor him with a flip piledriver, holding on for the pinfall.
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The bell rings and HFH is announced as the winner. Kareem looks pissed as he slides in the ring and levels the referee with a right hook. HFH escapes the ring and begins to celebrate as Kareem looks livid, kicking turnbuckles and stomping the referee.
Segment
Marcus Senerchia:"The following is your main event of the evening!!! And it is a PHILADELPHIA STREET FIGHT TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH!!!! Introducing first....."
The lights dim down as we hear the intro of "Let it Die" by Ozzy Osbourne kick in. The crowd awaits looking at the stage. Once it hits the heavy rift the lights begins to flashes as we see David Dreadful walking out onto the stage wearing a hooded jacket. The crowd cheers as he begins to mosh violently on the stage. Kicking and shouting as he thrashing about.
Marcus Senerchia:"From Chicago Illionis, Weighing in at 216 Pounds. "The Outcast" David Drrrrrrreeeeaaaaadfffffuuullllllll!!!"
Dreadful makes his way down the ramp as the crowd continue cheering, David smirks as he slides into the ring and takes off his hood. He shouts out as he looks into the crowd.
David Dreadful: "LETS GET THIS ROLLIN!"
Dreadful walks over to the corner and slumps down in front of the turnbuckle staring off....waiting.
The Test by Fozzy blasts through the speakers as fog and pyrotechnics take over the stage sending the arena into a frenzy as Chelsea Armstrong steps through the curtain running onto the stage as she puts a hand in the air before walking down the ramp hitting the hands of her fans along the way. Sliding under the bottom rope she climbs the nearest turnbuckle climbing to the top posing for the fans before jumping down and taking off her black jacket throwing it ringside before staring up the ramp awaiting her opponent.
Marcus Senerchia:"And their opponents...."
The lights in the arena cut to black. A thick and steady drum beat echoes throughout the building as a mixture of red lights and smoke appear near the entrance. The house lights come on as the opening chords to "Soldier Head" by Newsted blasts throughout the arena. From behind the smoke we gain sight of Michael James as he takes a few steps forward. He takes a drag from the cigarette in his mouth and looks towards the audience with a sneer of disgust. Michael James begins to make his way towards the ring as the fans toss garbage in his direction, cursing and jeering him as James just smiles and continues to walk towards the ringside area. He climbs up the steps and casually moves between the ropes. He approaches the center of the ring and drops to one knee while pointing towards his chest. James quickly stands back up and begins to insult the audience in Japanese.
"Do Me A Favor" by Stone Sour plays out across the arena. the intro is quiet and slow for a moment then picks up. The intro continues to play as the crowd begins to boo a bit. The intro ends and the words begin as the lights begin flashing from deep red to deep blue and TJ Pain walks out from the back with a pissed off look on his face. JR Anderson walks out behind him and points to TJ who simply looks down the ramp with a smug look and begins to walk. JR Anderson follows, boasting TJ's ego the entire way.
Marcus Senerchia:"Wrestling out of Sin City by way of Baltimore Maryland, weighing in at 245 pounds, Tee...Jay...PAAAAAIIIIIN!"
TJ has made it to the end of the ramp and now eyes the ring. He turns and walks over to the ring steps as JR Anderson goes around the ring to TJ's corner. He then walks up the steps and between the ropes. He immediately jumps up onto the second rope and stares down at the ground. He then spits on the ground and then raises his hand symbol into the air, the fans a sea of boos towards his blatant disrespect. JR Anderson laughs as he claps for his client. TJ snorts and jumps down, waiting for the bell.
All four men stare at eachother as the referee signals for the bell. Michael James and David Dreadful storm at eachother and begin to brawl. TJ Pain and Chelsea Armstrong eye eachother as they circle around one another.
Fred Davies:"Chelsea Armstrong and TJ Pain both know eachother well. They know how to handle a match of this caliber. As for Michael and Dreadful, they just want to beat the snot out of eachother."
Jim Hill:"The Ultraviolent Nations WILL BE THE WINNERS!"
Pain and Armstrong tie up. Armstrong get's the upper hand with a headlock, but Pain slips out and goes to the outside. Armstrong follows, but is met with a kick to the gut when she gets outside. Pain whips her into the steps and Armstrong bounces over them. Back in the ring we have Dreadful whipping Michael into the ropes. Michael comes back right into a clothesline. Michael is up and Dreadful goes for another, but Michael ducks and nails Dreadful with a Reverse STO.
Fred Davies:"Michael James with a beautiful Reverse STO on Dreadful!"
Jim Hill:"Pure skill!"
On the outside Armstrong is holding a steel chair as she bashes it against Pain's head. She slides into the ring and slams the chair over Michael's back. Michael turns around and is nailed with a DDT onto the chair. Armstrong helps up Dreadful and they both grab Michael. Michael is lifted onto their shoulders, but he slips out and goes to the outside. Dreadful comes out after him and Armstrong goes to the outside as well. Armstrong looks under the ring as Dreadful fights with Pain and Michael. Finally Armstrong pulls out a ladder and slides it into the ring. She slides in after it and sets it up near the ropes. She climbs to the top and points out at the crowd. Pain, Michael, and Dreadful all look up and Armstrong comes down off the top of the ladder in the ring with a body splash to the outside!!!! The crowd explodes with excitement as Armstrong take everybody out including herself.
Fred Davies:"THAT WAS AWESOME!!! Can't believe Armstrong took out the whole group!"
Jim Hill:"Everyone down and out of this match! Get up TJ and Michael!!!"
The crowd is going wild as we can see Armstrong begin to move. She gets up to her feet and grabs hold of Pain. She slides him into the ring slowly and goes in after him. She calls for the "Fade to Black" and Pain get's up. Armstrong goes for it, but TJ ducks as Michael slides in the ring with a steel chair. Armstrong turns around and is flattened by a mean chair shot from Michael. Michael throws down the chair and yells as Pain goes to the top. Armstrong is lifted up by Michael and Pain leaps off the top with a clothesline, taking Armstrong down. Michael goes to the outside and pulls Dreadful to his feet. JR Anderson goes under the ring and lifts a table out. He pulls it up to the ring apron and TJ pulls it into the ring. Michael lifts Dreadful up and rolls him into the ring and then slides in after him. Pain calls for the "C4" as Dreadful begins to get up. Dreadful turns around and is tossed up and hit with the "C4". TJ covers!!!
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Armstrong breaks it up and goes on the attack. She begins to pummel Michael as Pain stands up and kicks Amrstrong in the back of the head. He lifts her up and Michael and TJ nail a double Suplex. Pain slides out of the ring and goes under to find a weapon. He comes back with a few yard sticks and tosses two to Michael. He then slides into the ring. They both wait for Dreadful and Armstrong to get up and swing for the fences. Dreadful and Armstrong move and both men turn around. Dreadful nails a reverse DDT and Armstrong nails a Arm Drag. They pick up the yard sticks and wait for Pain to stand up. TJ does and he gets 4 yard sticks shattered over his head and back. He falls and rolls to the outside as Michael goes for a clothesline on Armstrong. She ducks and Nails the "Light's Out". COVER!!!!
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Pain rolls in the ring with a chair. He nails Armstrong with it and then goes for Dreadful. Dreadful ducks, but is caught with the "Osaka Spike Kick" by Michael. Pain slides out of the ring and signals for JR Anderson to come help. JR comes over and they both begin to take apart the guard rail. They grab one of the pieces of the steel guard rail and set it sideways on another. They wedge the other side on the ring apron as Michael grabs Armstrong. He brings her to the ring apron as TJ walks up the ring steps and onto the apron. He grabs Chelsea by the hair as she struggles to break free. Michael slaps her across the face as TJ pulls her into the "Pain Train". He lifts her up and drives her down onto the steel guardrail, bending the guardrail in half! They both lay in the middle as the crowd chants.
Crowd:"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"
Michael is in the ring and he is waiting for Dreadful to stand up. Dreadful does and Michael grabs him for the "Lethal Injection". Dreadful slips out and spins him around for the "Trick or Treat Driver"! He gets him up, but Michael rolls under and lands on his feet. Dreadful spins around and is nailed with the "Final Conviction" out of nowhere! Michael covers!
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The bell rings and "Soldier Head" hits again. The referee grabs Michaels arm and tries to raise it, but Michael pulls it away and bucks at the ref, causing him to jump back and exit the ring.
Marcus Senerchia:"Here are your winners........TJ Pain and Michael James.....THE ULTRAVIOLENT NATIONS!!!!!!!!"
TJ and Michael don't stop. Michael begins stomping and punching Dreadful who already looks out of it. TJ slowly is getting up and he begins to search under the ring for a weapon. He slides a chair in the ring and grabs a broken and bloody Chelsea. He punches her upside the head and then rolls her into the ring. TJ rolls in, holding his left leg. Michael grabs the chair and goes to slam it down on Dreadful. Suddenly....
CLICK THIS FOR SURPRISE!!!!!!
"Reborn" By Damageplan hits and the crowd immedietly begins to cheer. Michael James and TJ Pain looked confused, but jaws hit the floor when out from the back Kuk Killswitch runs out with a barbed wire bat. He slides in the ring and swings for TJ and Michael, but they both duck and slide out of the ring. Kuk helps up Dreadful and Chelsea and stands in front of them, pointing towards the UN members.
Fred Davies:"HOLY SHIT!!!! So, THIS is Chelseas help?!"
Jim Hill:"Looks to be that way Fred! Kuk Killswitch is back!"
Killswitch is egging the men on, trying to get them to get into the ring. He points out tot hem with the bat and laughs as he shakes a VERY surprised David Dreadful and Chelsea Armstrong's hands. Killswitch smiles and then turns around and takes out Dreadful with the bat! Chelsea is shocked, but then is taken out with a bat shot to the gut and then one to the back! Killswitch raises the bat as TJ and Michael get into the ring with smiles on their faces. Killswitch and TJ share a bro-hug and Michael shakes the hand of Killswitch. Killswitch reaches into his pocket and pulls out a mask. He unfolds it and tosses it onto the ground. The camera zooms in and we see the Mohawk's mask.
Fred Davies:"So, Killswitch was the Mohawk!"
Jim Hill:"There is the bastard we all know and I love!"
Killswitch, TJ, and Michael all stand beside eachother as they raise their hands and the EAW Collision logo comes up on the bottom. The show fades on The Ultraviolent Nations(minus Kareem) standing above a beaten and broken Dreadful and Chelsea.
Marcus Senerchia:"and his tag team patrner hailing from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 186 pounds, he is Lethal Injection, KURT RYYYANNNNNNN!!!!!"
Kurt slides into the ring. He hops up on the turnbuckle and points out to the crowd before throwing the metal horns up again and then back flipping off the top rope, landing on his feet. He then takes his jacket off and places it ringside as he walks over and begins to talk with Jayron.
The beginning drum beats set in, the whole arena cheering or booing as they do. The stage fills up with smoke, slowly. At the 10 second mark, the initial beat sets in, white lights flashing to the beat of the drum. At the 28 second mark of the song, the words 'Killer Instinct' are muttered by an electronic voice, followed by two fireworks shooting off from the stage.
Marcus Senerchia: "And the opponents first...from San Francisco, California weighing in at 210 lbs....Mercer Shepard!!!"
Right then, Mercer Shepard bursts through the smoke, walking quickly down the stage ramp, sliding into the ring effortlessly as he looks around. He breathes heavily for a few moments before flipping back his hood, looking at the crowd for a while before his music cuts off.
As Oh Sleeper begins Ryan waits a brief 5 to 10 seconds until he walks out with his arms spread and his head tilted back holding his chin up high. He pauses waiting for the guitar riff to kick in and finally releases his pose. He walks to the ring with a cocky grin on his face playing to the fans.
Marcus Senerchia:" And his partner... Oceanside, California....weighing in at 215 lbs....."The New Breed" Ryan Rivera!!!"
Ryan slides in the ring continuing to grin in a cocky manner. He takes off his leather jacket tossing it aside now looking at his opponents.
The bell rings as both Mercer and Kurt step out to the apron. Ryan and Jayron circle the ring both getting a feel for each other. Jayron tries to fake Ryan out before rushes towards him, but receives a dropkick to his knee which flips him forward. Ryan waists no time and instantly begins to work on Jayron's leg's and feet. He picks him up and drags him over to the ropes where he wraps the leg around the rope and begins to kick away at the tangled up body part. Jayron yells in pain before he is let free.
Jayron hobbles out of the corner and into the middle of the ring where he is caught by a chop block from Ryan who then quickly locks in his "Annexation of Puerto Rico" submission hold. Jayron yells in pain and tries to free his legs, but he can't seem to get to them. He then tries to inch his way to the ropes, but the pressure to his ankles holds him in place. Kurt seeing his partner is almost done for enters the ring and rushes to break it up, but is cut off by Mercer who hits him with that vicious punch he calls "The Fang"
Kurt's eyes roll back into his head as he falls through the ropes and out of the ring. Mercer smirks as he backs watches Kurt to make sure he doesn't get up. Meanwhile Jayron is trying to fight back the urge to tap as Ryan adds even more pressure to his ankles. Jayron endures an extreme amount of pain, but can't take it anymore and taps.
Oh Sleeper begins as the bell rings, Ryan lets go of the hold and stands with a cocky grin on his face. Mercer walks over and joins in as both men get their hands raised.
Marcus Senerchia:" Here are your winners....Ryan Rivera and Mercer Shepard!!!"
Complete domination is the only word to describe the match. Ryan and Mercer look at the damage of a knocked out Kurt Ryan, and a broken Jayron Mills...the fans boo them as the exit the ring and walk up the ramp both of them relishing in victory tonight.
Fireworks explode all around the stage of the EAW Anarchist Arena as "You Think You Know" by Device blasts from the speakers. The camera pans across the crowd, crazier then ever. Signs are shown being thrown up everywhere as we pan on EAW's commentary team, Jim Hill and Fred Davies, at the announce table.
Fred Davies:"Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Collision!!! I'm Fred Davies alongside my partner, Jim Hill, and last week was a hectic show."
Jim Hill:"Hell yeah it was. The Ultraviolent Nations proving why they are the top guys in this company. They beat down David Dreadful and Chelsea Armstrong in the Main Event and TJ Pain even got involved with a WICKED Chair shot to Chelsea's head. We are going to have an awesome Main Event tonight!"
Fred Davies:"We're now going to take it to the ring with Marcus Senerchia for the opening contest!"
Marcus Senerchia:"The following is your opening contest for tonight and it is scheduled for one fall...."
"Rule Britannia" blares over the PA system, as the crowd begins to cheer. They know who that music signals, and soon enough, Ian Lenton appears on the stage. He's dressed in his ring attire (White trunks with "Lenton" written in red on the back, black boots) and begins to make his way down the ramp, with a smile upon his face. He slaps the hands of those in the first few rows, before walking up the steps; getting into the ring via the middle and top rope. Laughing, he rests against his corner, as the music fades.
“Landmines” by Stray from the Path comes in with some guitar effects almost sounding like old respirators, then out of nowhere a rage against the machine style guitar track kicks in and Caliban bounces out onto the stage and sits right down crossing his legs singing along with his own theme tune. He surveys the scene for a second before rolling backwards and up onto his feet sprinting at the ring leaping up onto the apron then the middle rope and flipping himself into the ring, after the usual posing he perches himself on the turnbuckle and awaits the bell.
Both men center the ring and lock up in a grapple. Ian places Jordan in a side headlock and begins squeezing the oxygen from his brain. Caliban pushes Ian away and sends him towards the ropes. Ian comes back and goes for a big boot but Jordan ducks the attempt. Caliban rolls behind Lenton and sends him crashing to the mat with a sharp kick to the back of his head. Jordan goes for an elbow drop but Ian rolls out of the way. Now on his feet Ian lights Caliban up with an open handed chop across the chest. Jordan returns the favor with a right hook to the jaw of the big man. Ian retaliates with a kick to the gut of Jordan followed by a snap suplex. Ian goes for an elbow drop and slams his arm into the chest of Caliban. He drops down to one knee and places Jordan in a rear chin lock. He keeps a tight grip on the move as the referee drops to the mat to check on Caliban. A few seconds later Caliban starts to regain his energy and he begins climbing back to his feet. He slams his elbow into the gut of Ian causing him to break the hold.
Jim Hill:"Damn these dudes suck."
Fred Davies:"Big elbow from Caliban!"
Jordan kicks Ian in the gut and positions him for a power bomb. Lenton easily counters the move with a back body drop sending Caliban crashing to the canvas. Ian turns around and goes for a stomp but Jordan rolls out of the way. He jumps to his feet and attempts a running super kick but Lenton dodges the attack. He spins Jordan around and sends him to the ropes. When Jordan comes back Ian lifts him up into a tilt-a-whirl and prepares to send Caliban across his knee. Out of nowhere, Jordan reverses the move into a 360 DDT and he drives Ian’s head into the canvas. Jordan drops to one knee and he applies a sleeper hold on the big man. Ian is quick to struggle against the hold as he begins moving back to his feet. He shoves Caliban away and sends him crashing to the mat with a charging clothesline. Ian stomps on Jordan a few times and moves to the outside of the ring. He takes a few seconds to take a breather while walking around the ring. Meanwhile, Caliban is able to make it back to his feet by using the ropes for leverage. He spots Ian speaking with a few of the audience members and he grows a smile on his face. Jordan moves back a few feet and begins running towards the ropes at full speed. He leaps onto the top rope and bounces off performing a starlight twist in mid air as he crashes on top of Ian Lenton.
Fred Davies:"WOW! Look at the height on that!"
Jim Hill:"I've seen better.."
As both men lie motionless on the concrete floor the fans begin to applaud their performance. Lenton is the first one up as he reaches down and grabs a handful of Caliban’s hair. He drags Jordan to his feet and lifts him up into a press. Ian screams out towards the crowd and carelessly dumps Caliban over the barricade so he lands directly on top of the EAW audience. Lenton climbs over the security railing and pulls Jordan away from the crowd by the back of his neck. Caliban kicks Lenton in the gut and pulls him in with a front face lock. He signals for a DDT on the concrete floor but Ian is able to slip out of Jordan’s grip at the last second. He lights the youngster up with a hard chop across the chest sending an echoing “SMACK” sound throughout the ringside area. He pulls Jordan in with a whip and sends him crashing to the floor with a devastating short arm clothesline. A fan hands Lenton a steel chair and he accepts the gesture. He folds in the seat and prepares to take Jordan’s head off as the fans begins a “FUCK HIM UP I-AN, FUCK HIM UP!” chant. Jordan begins to stagger back to his feet unaware of Lenton’s devious intentions. Ian raises up the chair and stalks Caliban from behind.
Jim Hill:"HIT HIM!!!"
Fred Davies:"Keep in mind this isn't a No-DQ match. If he uses that chair, this ones over."
Jordan turns to face Ian and he dodges the attack. When he swings the chair a devastating “CRACK” sound echoes throughout the arena as the steel makes impact with one of the arena’s security guards. Ian drops the chair and verbally expresses his frustration while Jordan begins to laugh at the result of Lenton’s mistake. He turns Ian around and doubles him over with a sharp kick to the chest. Jordan tells a few of the fans to move out of their seats and they do as requested. Caliban moves to the empty chairs and climbs onto them using the seats to balance his feet. When Ian turns to face Caliban, he jumps into the air and lands on Ian placing him in position for a hurricanrana. Jordan performs the move and flips Ian in mid air causing him to land directly on top of the steel chairs. The crowd releases an “OOOOOooh!” in reaction to the move as they begin to applaud the performance of Caliban. After taking a moment to catch his breath, Jordan drags Ian to his feet and begins force walking him through the crowd. He tosses Ian over the barricade and leaps over the security railing. Jordan goes to lift Ian to his feet but Ian is able to stun Caliban with a quick elbow smash to the skull. Lenton pulls Jordan in with a whip and sends him crashing into the steel post.
Fred Davies:"OOOO! Right into the steel post!"
Jim Hill:"I hope they kill eachother."
Ian tosses Jordan back into the ring and slides in under the bottom rope on the count of nine. Lenton is the first man to make it to his feet as he rushes towards Jordan and drops him with a kick to the side of the head. He drags Jordan back to his feet and when Jordan makes an attempt to shove the big man away, Lenton sends Jordan flying across the ring with a huge suplex. Caliban’s body bounces off of the canvas like a rubber ball. Ian approaches Jordan and drags him back to his feet. He whips Caliban to the ropes and when Jordan comes back to Lenton he sends the high flier crashing to the canvas with a heart stopping power slam. He drags Caliban back up and whips him into one of the corners. Ian charges the corner and causes Jordan’s spine to collide against the turnbuckles with a hard clothesline. Ian steps back a few inches and clenches his fist. While Jordan rests in the corner Lenton lunches at him with the Peterborough Shot but Caliban rolls out of the way at the last second. When Ian turns to face Jordan he pulls Lenton to him and sends the big man crashing to the mat with an angle cutter. The ringside audience explodes with applause as Jordan drops to the canvas and goes for a cover.
1…….. 2……….. 2 ½ …………….. Kick out by Ian Lenton!
Jim Hill:"DAMN IT! I thought this snoozefest was over!"
Fred Davies:"This match isn't quite over yet old man."
Jordan moves away from Ian and shows an expression of frustration on his face. He drags Ian back to his feet and sends him crashing to the mat with a sharp kick to the back of his head. Caliban rolls him over and he drags Lenton towards one of the corners. He places Lenton’s motionless body a few inches away from the corner as he quickly moves to the top rope. Jordan calls out to the crowd and launches into the air with a picture perfect Caliboom. Luckily for Lenton, he is able to roll out of the way at the last second causing Jordan to land directly on top of his neck. The crowd releases another “OOOOOoohh!” in reaction to the awkward landing as Caliban lies motionless on the canvas. Lenton is quick to make it back to his feet as he approaches Jordan. He drags Caliban to his feet and places him in a firemans carry. Lenton walks to the center of the ring and sends Jordan crashing down to the canvas with “The English Way” death valley driver. A few seconds later Ian rolls on top of Caliban and goes for a cover.
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“Rule Britannia” begins to play on the sound system as Ian Lenton is announced as the winner of the match. Lenton rolls away from Jordan and gradually moves back to his feet. The referee raises Ian’s arm in victory as the crowd applaud the efforts of both competitors.
Segment
[As EAW returns from commercial, HFH is standing in the ring with his theme playing and wearing his casual clothes as he was still not ready for his match. The music died down and so did the crowd. He grabbed a microphone off of Marcus Senerchia. The crowd were near silent.]
HFH- “You know, I’m chuffed to bits that EAW has returned, I really am.”
[The crowd begins to cheer and small pockets of the crowd chant EAW EAW EAW]
HFH- “But there’s one thing running through my mind constantly. Now, I’m not sure if I’m deluded or if I’m the only person seeing it or what, but it seems that the returning EAW is corrupt. How is a certain someone getting special treatment while the rest of us have to scratch and claw for the slightest chance.
“You know, you would think a man who helped EAW in its first run and then returned would get a bit of gratitude but because he speaks his mind, he is put in meaningless triple threats that he knows won’t count for anything in his search for the world or extreme championship glory.
“I guess what I’m saying to you, my loyal and trustworthy fans… Because I speak out… Because I’m an enigma… Because… Well, because you, the fans, like me, TJ Pain does not. I’m here to win titles and the reality is, I can’t do that while I’m a fan favourite.
“I’m sorry. I’m really, really sorry. The thing is… The thing is that if this is the case, you won’t see HFH as a champion any time soon.”
[The fans cheer loudly as they thought HFH was about to turn on them. HFH starts to walk around the ring as he begins to get fired up]
“I’m here to win titles and championships but above all, I’m here to entertain and that’s what I’m going to do! TJ Pain might pick out a certain Asian golden boy and hand him tittle shots and main event matches but I’ve got news for you… I WON’T be handed anything. In fact, I wasn’t handed an EAW contract. Even that was near impossible to get but guess what… IM HERE!
“I WILL scratch and claw. I WILL fight for anything and everything. I WILL stay loyal to each and every single one of you. But most of all guys… I WILL BECOME A CHAMPION!”
[The crowd get fired up with HFH. Slowly, he calms down and returns to speaking normally.]
“Now that leaves the dilemma… What to fight for… My head tells me that I SHOULD BE the world heavyweight champion but my heart tells me to fight for the extreme championship. How can I choose between my head and heart?”
[He looks into the crowd and smiles]
“I’ve already won the extreme tittle before… What’s the point of doing something twice?”
{He drops the mic and leaves the ring to get ready for his match while ‘We bring an arsenal’ plays]
Fred Davies- “Does that mean High Flying Hardcore is going to try and catapult himself into the main event , Jim?”
Jim Hill- “I don’t know. I’m more interested on his comments on TJ Pain and Michael James”
Fred Davies- “Now, Now. He never mentioned Michael’s name.”
“Rules of Nature” begins to play on the sound system and the lights in the arena cut to black. Seconds later, a blue essence fills the arena as Surge appears on the stage. He performs a Jesus Christ pose before making his way down the ramp. He uses the steel steps to move to the ring apron. He enters the ring through the ropes and centers the ring as the lights are restored.
The arena goes dark as red and white spotlights circle around the arena. "BALL SO HARD MOTHERFUCKER WANNA FIIIINNNEEEEEEEE ME" is heard on the sound system as "Niggas in Paris" starts to play. As the crowd erupts in boos Justin Evans emerges from behind the curtain with energy. He stands at the top of the ramp smugly and looks around at the ground. He walks down the ramp and runs and slides into the ring, running and climbing up each turnbuckle and looks out into the crowd. As he jumps off the last turnbuckle he takes off his shirt and tosses into the ground.
As the bell rings both men approach one another and go for the lock-up. Surge catches Evans in a headlock, and is whipped into the ropes, receiving an arm drag upon his return. Surge pops back to his feet and gives Evans an arm drag of his own, followed up by an arm bar, holding him to the mat. Justin twists his way out of it and pops up, whipping Surge into the ropes again and following it with a hip toss. Surge jumps back to his feet and they go for another lock-up, but he is met with a kick to the gut by Evans, doubling him over, followed by a hard forearm to the back of the head sending him crashing to his knees. Getting behind him, Evans immediately tries to lock him into a full nelson but Surge rolls forward and catches Justin’s legs in a cradle.
1........2…. Kick out By Justin Evans!
Jim Hill:"Evans is a boss!"
Fred Davies:"You're like sixty three Jim. don't say phrases like that."
Evans gets right out of it and rushes forward with a stiff clothesline that sends Surge down to the mat hard, almost flipping in mid-air, landing awkwardly on his side. Not going for the cover, Justin lands a few stomps to Surge’s downed body. Justin places Surge into a figure four leg lock and leans back to apply pressure to the hold. After struggling against the pain for close to a solid minute Surge is able to crawl towards the edge of the ring and grab hold of the bottom rope. Justin breaks the hold and jumps back to his feet. Surge does the same and dazes Justin with a sharp kick to the midsection before starting to run against the ropes. Justin catches him as he comes back and hits a beautiful belly-to-belly suplex. Justin goes for a cover on Surge.
1……..2…. Kick out by Surge!
Jim Hill:"Justin has this one. The man is a superstar!"
Fred Davies:"We will see Jim, we will see."
Evans picks up Surge by the head and whips him into the corner. Justin follows it up with a running clothesline causing Surge to crash to the canvas. He drags Surge back up and whips him to the ropes. Surge comes back and goes for a cross body block but Justin catches him in mid air. He sends Surge crashing to the mat with a Brahma Bull spinebuster! Justin makes it back to his feet and works the audience while Surge lies motionless on the mat. Justin turns back around to face Surge and catches his foot just as Surge attempts a kick to the gut. He hops with his one free leg, and out of nowhere he clocks Justin with an enziguri! Surge goes for a cover on Justin Evans.
1…………2….. Kick out by Justin Evans!
Jim Hill:"A lot of pinfalls in this match."
Fred Davies:"Very close calls! This is an intense match!"
Surge is the first one to his feet. He drags Justin up and hits a few forearms to the face before whipping him into the ropes. When Evans comes back Surge hits him with a tremendous spinning wheel kick that looks like it took his head clean off! Surge waits for the Answer to get up again, and when he does so, he attempts to drop him with a running clothesline but Justin is able to duck the move at the last second. Justin grabs Surge and locks him into a full nelson. He lifts Surge into the air with the move applied and sends him crashing to the mat with a devastating full nelson slam. He drags Surge back to his feet and the two begin exchanging punches. Evans gets the better end of it and when Surge begins to stagger, Evans sends him over the top rope with a running clothesline. Justin rolls to the outside and drags Surge to his feet. He lifts him up in a firemans carry and prepares to drop him on top of the steel barricade. Surge slips out of it and lands behind Evans. He grabs a hold of him and uses all of his strength to send Justin crashing down on top of the concrete floor with an awkward looking suplex.
Jim Hill:"That was ugly..."
Fred Davies:"Evans is a big dude though. That was impressive!"
The audience gives Surge a cheap pop while both men lie motionless on the floor. Surge is the first one to his feet as he rolls back inside of the ring on the count of five. Evans pulls himself back up and rolls back in as well. Surge stomps on Evans a few times before dragging him to his feet. The two men lock up and Evans easily overpowers Surge by shoving him down to the canvas. Surge stands back up and begins to taunt Justin before attempting another lock up. Evans takes the bait and Surge slaps him across the mouth in a showing of disrespect. Justin stops in his tracks and looks up at Surge with an annoyed expression. When Surge starts to laugh at his opponent Evans charges him with a spear that turns Surge inside out. Evans goes for another cover on Surge.
1………….2………….2 ½……. Kick out by Surge!
Jim Hill:"Damn that was close!"
Fred Davies:"VERY CLOSE!"
Justin makes it back to his feet and before his opponent can stand back up he drops an elbow across the back of Surge’s head. He steps over Surge and pulls up his legs in an attempt to lock him into a sharpshooter. Evans easily executes the hold by using the strength in his biceps to yank back on his opponent’s legs. Surge screams for mercy but is granted none as Evans tightens his grip on the hold. A few seconds later his attention is taken away from the match upon sight TJ pain and the Ultraviolent Nations making their way towards the ring. Justin looks behind him to gain sight of Kareem Al-Bashir inching towards the ring and he releases the hold on Surge. He turns his attention towards Kareem and begins warning him to keep his distance. Justin walks to the other side of the ring and gives Michael James the same warning while Surge takes a moment to recuperate.
Jim Hill:"THE UN ARE HERE!"
Fred Davies:"Damn party poopers."
Michael James steps onto the ring apron with a cigar gripped between his teeth. He begins to scream at Evans in Japanese and Justin quickly turns his sights towards James. Justin Evans approaches Michael and swings at him with a winding hook but misses when James quickly jumps down to the floor. Michael James laughs at Evans and shoots him the bird just as Surge begins making it back to his feet. Surge spins Justin around and nails him in the face with a standing dropkick sending him through the ropes to the outside floor. He crashes onto the concrete only a few feet away from where Michael James is standing. Unexpectedly, James refuses to interfere and allows Evans to make it back to his feet. Once Evans is able to stand on both legs he gains sight of Michael James. In what could only be a natural reaction, Butch begins to insult James while Surge is seen climbing towards the top rope. Once he is comfortably positioned on the top turnbuckle, Surge calls out to Evans. When Justin takes the bait Surge lunges to the outside and slams Justin into the barricade with the Train Wreck (spear).
Jim Hill:"GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME JUSTIN!"
Fred Davies:"Surge with a HUGE spear!"
Michael James looks down and spots his broken cigar lying on the floor, apparently also a victim of the spear delivered by Surge. James glares at the cigar with an expression of disappointment. He turns his attention to Surge and starts to remove his jacket earning a huge pop from the ringside audience. As Surge begins to stagger back to his feet a thunderous “THWACK” sound is heard throughout the arena as Surge crashes to the floor only a few inches away from the feet of Michael James. The cameras pan up to show Kareem Al-Bashir standing behind Surge gripping a steel chair in his hands. The audience releases a wave of verbal negativity towards Kareem. He drops the chair and shares a laugh with Michael James while the referee signals for the bell. James offers his hand to Justin and when Justin accepts, James helps Evans make it back to his feet. He begins to speak to Justin in Japanese while pointing towards the ring.
Jim Hill:"What is he saying?"
Fred Davies:"I have no idea. But Surge has won by disqualification."
As Justin slides under the bottom rope Michael James and Kareem are seen dragging Surge back to his feet. They toss him into the ring like a rag doll and move away from the apron. As Surge begins to slowly stagger back to his feet Justin begins to stalk him from behind. When Surge is able to stand on both legs, Justin spins him around and sends Surge crashing to the canvas with the Final Answer.
Jim Hill:"That's the way it's done!"
Fred Davies:"Disrespectful!"
“Niggas in Paris” begins to play on the sound system as Justin “The Answer” Evans stands up. Justin moves away from Surge and makes it back to his feet. Evans receives a mixed reaction from the ringside audience. Moments later, the swarm of Michael James, Kareem Al-Bashir, The Mohawk and TJ Pain are seen entering the ring from opposite sides. Justin prepares to defend himself as the four men surround him like a pack of wolves. TJ Pain approaches Justin and brings a microphone to his mouth.
TJ Pain:"This doesn't concern you, Evans."
Justin looks back at TJ with confusion. TJ grows a demented grin and signals for Justin to move aside while keeping his sights focused on the fallen Surge. Evans looks down at his beaten opponent and then back at Pain.
Justin Evans:"He’s all yours."
Showing no respect or concern for Surge’s safety, Justin makes his exit from the ring to an ovation of insults from the ringside audience. TJ approaches Surge and drops to one knee so he is level with his face. Pain grabs a hold of Surge by his jaw and begins to pound his face in with the microphone. The crowd boos as Pain stops and stands up. TJ inches away from Surge and he gives the other three men the signal to move in. James, Kareem and the Mohawk surround Surge and immediately commence a three-on-one assault. They violently stomp his upper and lower body as we hear TJ Pain laughing into the microphone. Michael James moves away from the assault and removes some kind of weapon from his jacket. He slides a custom set of spiked brass knuckles onto his hand and calls out to Kareem and the Mohawk.
Jim Hill:"KNOCK HIM OUT!"
Fred Davies:"SOMEBODY STOP THIS!!!"
They turn their attention to James as he begins telling them to “hold his ass up”. They drag Surge to his feet and position him in the center of the ring. Michael James inches back and clenches his fist holding the brass knuckles. After insulting him in Japanese and spitting in his face, James violently slams the spiked brass knuckles into the side of Surge’s face. He crashes to the mat upon impact of the punch and lies motionless in the center of the canvas. Michael James approaches Surge and begins to insult him in Japanese once again. TJ Pain stands next to Michael James and looks down at Surge. After sharing a laugh with James, he brings the microphone to his mouth.
TJ Pain:"Welcome to the Ultraviolent Nations!"
"Do Me A Favor" By Stone Sour hits again and the scene fades on the UN standing in the ring together.
Segment
"The Beaten Path" By Dale Oliver hits and the crowd immedietly starts to boo. The bomb drop sounds and Kareem al-Bashir comes out from the back with a disgusted look on his face and a microphone in his hand. He walks down the ramp and past the outreached hands of the fans.
Marcus Senerchia:"Ladies and gentleman, please welcome, Kareem al-Bashir!"
Kareem walks up the steps and gets into the ring. He walks over to the corner and steps up on the turnbuckle. He looks around before spitting down on the ringside area, signaling the dirty soil of America. He then steps down and stands right in front of Marcus Senerchia.
Kareem al-Bashir:"Exit infidel."
Kareem points to the outside of the ring and Marcus scurries to the outside. Kareem turns towards the camera and begins to speak. The crowd boos loudly and Kareem looks out to the booing crowd. The crowd continues to boo loudly. Kareem scowls and then brings the microphone to his lips.
Kareem al-Bashir:"I can talk louder stupid Americans."
The crowd boos as he laughs to himself.
Kareem al-Bashir:"You see dirty Americans, Wednesday was what you Americans call the Nine Eleven tragedy. But in my BEAUTIFUL country of Iran, we call the Nine Eleven.....a MASTERPIECE!"
The crowd immedietly burst with loud boos and hateful remarks. Kareem just laughs.
Kareem al-Bashir:"Your hate is how you say, flattering. Nine Eleven was the work of a genius. Taking down one of the things you Americans hold dear. All of the lives and the families that were destroyed. All of the people that were, how you say, devastated at the tragedy that took place. I however, celebrate that day as a good day for my people. America almost fell that day, and it shall be celebrated as such for eternity."
"Landmines" By Stray From the Path hits and Jordan Caliban comes out from the back with a microphone in hand. The crowd cheers as he walks down the ramp and gets into the ring. Kareem looks livid at the interruption. Jordan begins to speak.
Jordan Caliban:"Karee..."
Kareem immedietly cuts him off.
Kareem al-Bashir:"HOW DARE YOU! How dare you come out here and interrupt the Iranian Prince! I AM ROYALTY! Damn it I don't need this bullshit!"
Jordan laughs.
Jordan Caliban:"You come out here and run your mouth speaking about the Nine Eleven Tragedy. That is just wrong! You are a disrespectful prick who needs to go back to his sand hole."
The crowds cheers as Kareem looks completely pissed. Kareem stands in front of Jordan as Jordan smiles. Kareem slowly brings the microphone to his lips.
Kareem al-Bashir:"You pathetic American scum!"
Kareem then slaps Jordan across the face. Jordan stumbles back, shocked at the slap. He then turns back towards Kareem and tackles him down. They begin to throw punches and roll around brawling. Kareem shoves Jordan away and stands up. He goes for the "Glimmering Warlock", but Jordan ducks and rolls up to his feet. Kareem turns and Jordan leaps up for an "Angle Cutter", but Kareem shoves him back and rolls out of the ring. "Landmines" By Stray From the Path hits again as Jordan and the crowd begin and "U-S-A" chant. Kareem walks up the ramp backwards looking livid as Jordan points to him and laughs.
As the dark music starts, the arena goes completely black. Lights flicker on and off with a bright white light, only lighting up certain segments of the arena at split second intervals. As the intro finishes, a massive explosion of red, yellow and blue pyro fills the arena and after a few seconds, Sudice Fate reveals himself from behind the curtain, dressed in his usual entrance attire while also wielding a large axe in his right hand. He slowly walks down the entrance ramp, not taking any notice of the crowds mixed cheers and boos, with his eyes solely fixed on his opponent, showing a determined but dark facial expression.
As Sudice Fate reaches the ring, he swings his axe up and slams it directly into the edge of the ring and then uses this as leverage to lift himself up into the ring. Jolting his body to release the axe from the ring, he swings it up so it lands on his shoulders as he circles the ring, not for one second losing eye contact with his opponent.
The arena is pitch black apart from a few flashes from the crowd. Suddenly, the music starts to play with blue and red strobe lights rolling around the arena. Once the 'wheyo wheyos' stop pyro explodes around the titantron and the lights come back on. HFH then appears and shakes hands with some of the fans on the ramp before jumping the top rope to enter the ring and then posing on the turnbuckles. Once done posing, he backflips off the turnbuckle and the music stops.
"The Beaten Path" By Dale Oliver hits and Kareem storms out from the back, still clearly pissed from the events before the match. He storms down the ramp and into the ring. He walks to the corner and begins pacing, waiting for the match to begin.
The bell rings as the three men stare at one another daring someone to throw the first punch as suddenly Kareem suddenly lunges toward HFH sending a series of punches across his face as Suicide joins him in pushing HFH into the corner as they begin their relentless attack. Shouts from the ref can be heard as he attempts to move the men from the corner as his five count starts.
Fred Davies: Kareem and Suicide wasting little time here tonight, do you think that says something toward High Flying Hardcore?
Jim Hill: Of course it does!
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Using the full length of the count both men back up before Kareem runs toward the corner only to collide with the turnbuckle as HFH moves out of the way sending him to the mat as HFH quickly goes on the defense laying a series of hard hits against Suicide as he runs back bouncing off the rope before connecting with a dropkick to the knees sending him crashing to the mat. Delivering another kick to the side of Suicides head HFH looks around the arena before going to the turnbuckle as Suicide lies on his back holding his head. The crowd goes into frenzy as HFH begins to climb the turnbuckle looking to go for a Swanton bomb only to fall straddling the turnbuckle as a conscious Kareem hits the ropes, causing HFH to be in a "compromised" position, to say the least. A cocky smirk comes over the lips of Kareem as he climbs the turnbuckle throwing HFH’s arm over his head as he climbs to the top rope pulling HFH up with him, he gives a quick look around the crowd before sending them both off the turnbuckle in a superplex as Suicide narrowly escapes disaster. Seeing an opportunity Suicide quickly grabs the leg of Kareem going for the pin.
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Picking up Kareem, Suicide looks around the ring as his eyes show the gears working as he lifts Kareem into the air, bringing him down in front of him; thus causing Kareem to crash into the mat with a gordbuster. During that, HFH had begun to stir, looking drowsily into the eyes of Suicide. Staggering towards him, HFH is soon dropped with a release northern lights suplex, before Suicide smiles at both men and runs the ropes; nailing a rolling thunder variant onto the still grounded Kareem. Looking back at HFH, he attempts the same move to him- only for the knees to rise and Suicide to go crashing firmly into them; causing him to let out a yell of pain and agony. HFH then uses the time he created to his advantage, standing up and lifting Suicide up, grabbing his head in an inverted facelock before dropping down with a reverse DDT as he goes for the pin.
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Kareem manages to hit a diving axe handle to the back of HFH breaking the pinfall. It's an action that infuriates the fans and HFH, who responds with a viscous superkick to the jaw of Kareem, knocking him out cold. He then lifts Suicide up, only to knee him in the stomach and floor him with a flip piledriver, holding on for the pinfall.
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The bell rings and HFH is announced as the winner. Kareem looks pissed as he slides in the ring and levels the referee with a right hook. HFH escapes the ring and begins to celebrate as Kareem looks livid, kicking turnbuckles and stomping the referee.
Segment
Marcus Senerchia:"The following is your main event of the evening!!! And it is a PHILADELPHIA STREET FIGHT TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH!!!! Introducing first....."
The lights dim down as we hear the intro of "Let it Die" by Ozzy Osbourne kick in. The crowd awaits looking at the stage. Once it hits the heavy rift the lights begins to flashes as we see David Dreadful walking out onto the stage wearing a hooded jacket. The crowd cheers as he begins to mosh violently on the stage. Kicking and shouting as he thrashing about.
Marcus Senerchia:"From Chicago Illionis, Weighing in at 216 Pounds. "The Outcast" David Drrrrrrreeeeaaaaadfffffuuullllllll!!!"
Dreadful makes his way down the ramp as the crowd continue cheering, David smirks as he slides into the ring and takes off his hood. He shouts out as he looks into the crowd.
David Dreadful: "LETS GET THIS ROLLIN!"
Dreadful walks over to the corner and slumps down in front of the turnbuckle staring off....waiting.
The Test by Fozzy blasts through the speakers as fog and pyrotechnics take over the stage sending the arena into a frenzy as Chelsea Armstrong steps through the curtain running onto the stage as she puts a hand in the air before walking down the ramp hitting the hands of her fans along the way. Sliding under the bottom rope she climbs the nearest turnbuckle climbing to the top posing for the fans before jumping down and taking off her black jacket throwing it ringside before staring up the ramp awaiting her opponent.
Marcus Senerchia:"And their opponents...."
The lights in the arena cut to black. A thick and steady drum beat echoes throughout the building as a mixture of red lights and smoke appear near the entrance. The house lights come on as the opening chords to "Soldier Head" by Newsted blasts throughout the arena. From behind the smoke we gain sight of Michael James as he takes a few steps forward. He takes a drag from the cigarette in his mouth and looks towards the audience with a sneer of disgust. Michael James begins to make his way towards the ring as the fans toss garbage in his direction, cursing and jeering him as James just smiles and continues to walk towards the ringside area. He climbs up the steps and casually moves between the ropes. He approaches the center of the ring and drops to one knee while pointing towards his chest. James quickly stands back up and begins to insult the audience in Japanese.
"Do Me A Favor" by Stone Sour plays out across the arena. the intro is quiet and slow for a moment then picks up. The intro continues to play as the crowd begins to boo a bit. The intro ends and the words begin as the lights begin flashing from deep red to deep blue and TJ Pain walks out from the back with a pissed off look on his face. JR Anderson walks out behind him and points to TJ who simply looks down the ramp with a smug look and begins to walk. JR Anderson follows, boasting TJ's ego the entire way.
Marcus Senerchia:"Wrestling out of Sin City by way of Baltimore Maryland, weighing in at 245 pounds, Tee...Jay...PAAAAAIIIIIN!"
TJ has made it to the end of the ramp and now eyes the ring. He turns and walks over to the ring steps as JR Anderson goes around the ring to TJ's corner. He then walks up the steps and between the ropes. He immediately jumps up onto the second rope and stares down at the ground. He then spits on the ground and then raises his hand symbol into the air, the fans a sea of boos towards his blatant disrespect. JR Anderson laughs as he claps for his client. TJ snorts and jumps down, waiting for the bell.
All four men stare at eachother as the referee signals for the bell. Michael James and David Dreadful storm at eachother and begin to brawl. TJ Pain and Chelsea Armstrong eye eachother as they circle around one another.
Fred Davies:"Chelsea Armstrong and TJ Pain both know eachother well. They know how to handle a match of this caliber. As for Michael and Dreadful, they just want to beat the snot out of eachother."
Jim Hill:"The Ultraviolent Nations WILL BE THE WINNERS!"
Pain and Armstrong tie up. Armstrong get's the upper hand with a headlock, but Pain slips out and goes to the outside. Armstrong follows, but is met with a kick to the gut when she gets outside. Pain whips her into the steps and Armstrong bounces over them. Back in the ring we have Dreadful whipping Michael into the ropes. Michael comes back right into a clothesline. Michael is up and Dreadful goes for another, but Michael ducks and nails Dreadful with a Reverse STO.
Fred Davies:"Michael James with a beautiful Reverse STO on Dreadful!"
Jim Hill:"Pure skill!"
On the outside Armstrong is holding a steel chair as she bashes it against Pain's head. She slides into the ring and slams the chair over Michael's back. Michael turns around and is nailed with a DDT onto the chair. Armstrong helps up Dreadful and they both grab Michael. Michael is lifted onto their shoulders, but he slips out and goes to the outside. Dreadful comes out after him and Armstrong goes to the outside as well. Armstrong looks under the ring as Dreadful fights with Pain and Michael. Finally Armstrong pulls out a ladder and slides it into the ring. She slides in after it and sets it up near the ropes. She climbs to the top and points out at the crowd. Pain, Michael, and Dreadful all look up and Armstrong comes down off the top of the ladder in the ring with a body splash to the outside!!!! The crowd explodes with excitement as Armstrong take everybody out including herself.
Fred Davies:"THAT WAS AWESOME!!! Can't believe Armstrong took out the whole group!"
Jim Hill:"Everyone down and out of this match! Get up TJ and Michael!!!"
The crowd is going wild as we can see Armstrong begin to move. She gets up to her feet and grabs hold of Pain. She slides him into the ring slowly and goes in after him. She calls for the "Fade to Black" and Pain get's up. Armstrong goes for it, but TJ ducks as Michael slides in the ring with a steel chair. Armstrong turns around and is flattened by a mean chair shot from Michael. Michael throws down the chair and yells as Pain goes to the top. Armstrong is lifted up by Michael and Pain leaps off the top with a clothesline, taking Armstrong down. Michael goes to the outside and pulls Dreadful to his feet. JR Anderson goes under the ring and lifts a table out. He pulls it up to the ring apron and TJ pulls it into the ring. Michael lifts Dreadful up and rolls him into the ring and then slides in after him. Pain calls for the "C4" as Dreadful begins to get up. Dreadful turns around and is tossed up and hit with the "C4". TJ covers!!!
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NO!!
Armstrong breaks it up and goes on the attack. She begins to pummel Michael as Pain stands up and kicks Amrstrong in the back of the head. He lifts her up and Michael and TJ nail a double Suplex. Pain slides out of the ring and goes under to find a weapon. He comes back with a few yard sticks and tosses two to Michael. He then slides into the ring. They both wait for Dreadful and Armstrong to get up and swing for the fences. Dreadful and Armstrong move and both men turn around. Dreadful nails a reverse DDT and Armstrong nails a Arm Drag. They pick up the yard sticks and wait for Pain to stand up. TJ does and he gets 4 yard sticks shattered over his head and back. He falls and rolls to the outside as Michael goes for a clothesline on Armstrong. She ducks and Nails the "Light's Out". COVER!!!!
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KICKOUT!
Pain rolls in the ring with a chair. He nails Armstrong with it and then goes for Dreadful. Dreadful ducks, but is caught with the "Osaka Spike Kick" by Michael. Pain slides out of the ring and signals for JR Anderson to come help. JR comes over and they both begin to take apart the guard rail. They grab one of the pieces of the steel guard rail and set it sideways on another. They wedge the other side on the ring apron as Michael grabs Armstrong. He brings her to the ring apron as TJ walks up the ring steps and onto the apron. He grabs Chelsea by the hair as she struggles to break free. Michael slaps her across the face as TJ pulls her into the "Pain Train". He lifts her up and drives her down onto the steel guardrail, bending the guardrail in half! They both lay in the middle as the crowd chants.
Crowd:"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"
Michael is in the ring and he is waiting for Dreadful to stand up. Dreadful does and Michael grabs him for the "Lethal Injection". Dreadful slips out and spins him around for the "Trick or Treat Driver"! He gets him up, but Michael rolls under and lands on his feet. Dreadful spins around and is nailed with the "Final Conviction" out of nowhere! Michael covers!
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The bell rings and "Soldier Head" hits again. The referee grabs Michaels arm and tries to raise it, but Michael pulls it away and bucks at the ref, causing him to jump back and exit the ring.
Marcus Senerchia:"Here are your winners........TJ Pain and Michael James.....THE ULTRAVIOLENT NATIONS!!!!!!!!"
TJ and Michael don't stop. Michael begins stomping and punching Dreadful who already looks out of it. TJ slowly is getting up and he begins to search under the ring for a weapon. He slides a chair in the ring and grabs a broken and bloody Chelsea. He punches her upside the head and then rolls her into the ring. TJ rolls in, holding his left leg. Michael grabs the chair and goes to slam it down on Dreadful. Suddenly....
CLICK THIS FOR SURPRISE!!!!!!
"Reborn" By Damageplan hits and the crowd immedietly begins to cheer. Michael James and TJ Pain looked confused, but jaws hit the floor when out from the back Kuk Killswitch runs out with a barbed wire bat. He slides in the ring and swings for TJ and Michael, but they both duck and slide out of the ring. Kuk helps up Dreadful and Chelsea and stands in front of them, pointing towards the UN members.
Fred Davies:"HOLY SHIT!!!! So, THIS is Chelseas help?!"
Jim Hill:"Looks to be that way Fred! Kuk Killswitch is back!"
Killswitch is egging the men on, trying to get them to get into the ring. He points out tot hem with the bat and laughs as he shakes a VERY surprised David Dreadful and Chelsea Armstrong's hands. Killswitch smiles and then turns around and takes out Dreadful with the bat! Chelsea is shocked, but then is taken out with a bat shot to the gut and then one to the back! Killswitch raises the bat as TJ and Michael get into the ring with smiles on their faces. Killswitch and TJ share a bro-hug and Michael shakes the hand of Killswitch. Killswitch reaches into his pocket and pulls out a mask. He unfolds it and tosses it onto the ground. The camera zooms in and we see the Mohawk's mask.
Fred Davies:"So, Killswitch was the Mohawk!"
Jim Hill:"There is the bastard we all know and I love!"
Killswitch, TJ, and Michael all stand beside eachother as they raise their hands and the EAW Collision logo comes up on the bottom. The show fades on The Ultraviolent Nations(minus Kareem) standing above a beaten and broken Dreadful and Chelsea.
