The Return

[Tommy Rowan]

The scene opens on a Elementary School Bus stop. The Bus has stopped and there are tons of little kids getting off the Bus and running to their waiting parents. Pictures of children's paintings and different child creations are being shown to the Parents who are congratulating and saying how proud they are. Suddenly, we hear a loud engine and some very Heavy Metal music. The kids and the Parents all turn around to try and find the location of the noise and quickly find it when a fairly large black truck drives up and past the Bus blaring "Under and Over It" By Five Finger Death Punch. It stops and the tinted windows slowly roll down. We see the familiar face of the one and only Kuk Killswitch jamming out to the song. He turns and looks at the Bus and the families who look back in fear and disgust. Killswitch laughs as he turns up the stereo and begins to burn rubber. He gives the Bus stop the finger before screeching away from the Bus stop, blasting his music.

About a half hour later down the road Killswitch pulls up to the Anarchist Arena. The door of the Truck opens and Killswitch steps out. He is seen wearing a pair of black, white, and grey cameo cargo shorts, a old "I.O.V." T-Shirt, a beanie with a bill, and his usual worn and torn black boots. Sitting on his face are a pair of black cheap sunglasses. Kuk walks up to the arena and swings the doors open. He walks in and we can see it is fairly empty aside from Technicians and people like that cleaning up and preparing for the next Collision. Killswitch continues to walk down the hallways of EAW until he turns a corner and runs into a figure. The man falls under Killswitch's large mass. Killswitch looks down and we see it's Danny Brannigan, EAW's one and only interviewer. Killswitch looks down at him as Danny begins to get up. Danny brushes himself off and begins to speak.

Danny Brannigan:"Kuk! Welcome back man! Long time no see!"

He extends his hand and Killswitch looks down at it with a disgusted look on his face. He then slowly looks up towards Danny.

Kuk Killswitch:"What makes you think I'm your friend?"

Danny's face immedietly turns to sad as he slowly puts his hand down. Killswitch laughs as he punches Danny in the arm.

Kuk Killswitch:"I'm just joshing you DB! What's up you pathetic fuck?!"

Danny looks confused at the question, but ignores Kuk's rude ways and continues.

Danny Brannigan:"Nothing much man. It's been a roller coaster since EAW shut down. But I got my job back and see you got yours."

Kuk Killswitch:"Yup! The EAW Original is back! Back in MY company!"

Danny Brannigan:"Tell me one thing though. Why the UN?"

Killswitch lets out a sigh. He puts his arm around Danny and begins to walk.

Kuk Killswitch:"DB, you know me. You know me better then most of this new EAW roster. I am a survivor, I adapt to my surroundings in order to keep myself at the top. TJ is in charge. I came in as part of his group. Next week, I get a shot to go to the pay per view with a title shot. Smarts, DB. I have them. And guess what? They made me a Nine time World Champion and three time Hall of Famer."

Kuk lets go of Danny and laughs. He pats Danny on the shoulder and takes a breath before speaking again.

Kuk Killswitch:"Well DB, it's been nice seeing you, but I got more important shit to do. Catch you later!"

With that, Kuk punches Danny in the shoulder and walks off towards Gorilla Position, leaving Danny rubbing his shoulder. Killswitch get's to the curtain and looks around, inhaling. This sends memories back to his head of old EAW days. Battles with Jacob Demore over the EAW Extreme Championship. Fighting Chelsea Armstrong for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. Battles alongside TJ Pain for the EAW Tag Team Championships. The ENTIRE PG Storyline. Killswitch laughs as he thinks of old legends. Rob Riot, Ozzy Mandiaz, JJ Brown, and Roger Clark. People who made a difference in EAW. Killswitch lets out a sigh before walking through the curtain and looking around. He can see in his mind the fans booing him and different opponents in the ring. He walks down the ramp and hops on the ring apron. He looks around again before getting into the ring and walking around, staring into the empty seats. He is given a microphone from one of the tech people and he turns it on. He looks around as the camera focuses on him and only him. He looks up at the camera before beginning to speak.

Kuk Killswitch:"When this place closed.....I lost everything. EAW was my home, and it was done. I luckily had somewhere else to go, but nothing was ever the same as EAW. Then I heard it was back under TJ Pain's guidance. I was iffy at first about it. But I then decided it was time for me to come home. So, I signed a contract weeks ago, went under my old mask, and BOOM! Last week I decided it was time for the unveiling. So, here I am. Kuk Killswitch BACK in EAW where he has always belonged. It's not EAW without the name Kuk Killswitch."

Kuk laughs as he begins to pace.

Kuk Killswitch:"This week, I am booked in a Battle Royal. Winner goes on to Un-Killable to face the winner of the other Battle Royal. Oh and it is for the EAW Impact Championship. I have to face four other men I have never seen or heard of before the return of EAW. Surge, Ryan Rivera, Sudice Fate, and Jayron Mills. Why don't we just start with the weakest link. Surge. You know why he is the weakest link? Because he is a fucking goof! He looks like an idiot, sounds like an idiot, and wrestles like an idiot! I mean, come one, the heart punch?! Stupid!"

Killswitch spits aside and shakes his head in disgust before continuing to speak.

Kuk Killswitch:"Then we have Jayron Mills. The color of this match. The 'good guy'. You know, I HATE the 'good guy'. I put good guy in quotations because every person has his breaking point. No one is 'good'. Jayron Mills is nothing more than your typical good guy. Happy, hyper, and always ready to impress the fans. Who gives a shit! I sure as hell don't! This guy isn't even in the same caliber as me! NEXT!"

Killswitch shakes his head again as he pulls his hat off. He pushes his hair back and scratches his head before returning the hat and continuing.

Kuk Killswitch:"Next on the list of idiots I have to beat is Ryan Rivera. He calls himself 'The New Breed', but I am confused. What is so new about this guy? All I see is a cookie cut cocky asshole with some flashy moves. Flip around and try and do something flashy at me and you'll get a simple kick to the fucking jaw for your idiocy. I don't play. Ryan Rivera, you are a fucking imbecile. Leave before you get yourself hurt."

Kuk Killswitch:"And last we have Sudice Fate. First off, WHAT!? His name is more confusing then mine! Is it supposed to be Suicide Fate or what? I hear so much bullshit just about your idiotic name that the rest is unimportant. But let's see. Typical dark dude. Same shit, different weirdo. You come from the depths of Hell and worship the fucking Devil. All you need is some fire and some talks about bringing your opponents to the Shadows of Hell. Highly surprised you haven't done it yet, but I'm sure you won't let me down. You know, I knew a guy who was similar to you. His name was Plague. He was a thousand times better than you Sudice. And you know what? I beat him. What do you think I will do to you wannabee?"

Killswitch steps out of the ring through the ropes and sits down on the ring apron. The camera has to back up and refocus before Killswitch continues.

Kuk Killswitch:"Gentlemen, let me introduce myself. I am a three time Hall of Famer, Nine time World Champion across the Independent Circuit, I have brought in two divisions to two different companies, I have DVD Work-out programs out, I run my own Wrestling School, I can play Guitar and Drums along with singing, I've ended careers, I've started careers, and I'm straightedge. I am the Hardcore Reject Kuk Killswitch. Who are you guys again?"

Killswitch chuckles as he wipes his face with his forearm. He then sits up and adjusts himself before speaking again.

Kuk Killswitch:"See, this match is no bother to me. I already know I am better than every single person in this little tournament. I already know I am better than almost every single Goddamn person on this roster. I know my accomplishments and they are REAL! Not made up like most of these fucks. The Impact Championship is the only belt I have never won in EAW. And at Un-Killable, I am taking it and becoming the second ever man to hold every single Championship in EAW history. You all can try and stop me, but there is no chance. I will hurt every single one of you. I will get what I want and that is the Impact Championship. I have no problem stepping on people to get there."

Kuk sniffles and then scratches his nose as he continues.

Kuk Killswitch:"Now all week people have been asking me about The UN. Why I joined, why I turned my back on those who needed help. Well, the reasons simple. I did it to further my career. Isn't that why we are all in the UN? I mean, I don't really like TJ and I can't stand Kareem, but I can put all of the differences aside in order to get what I want. What WE want. Plus, Ultraviolent Nations? I mean, come on. That's all me. Me and TJ were one of the most dominate Tag Teams in EAW history. We were never beaten for our Tag Titles. They had to strip us. That alone is enough. But then you bring in Kareem. He is a nutcase who will stop at no lengths to get what he wants. Then we have Michael James. That man is what the EAW World Champion is made about. He is like a much more egotistical Japanese me. And that is good! When you add all of that together, you have an unstoppable force. You have an immovable object. Best of both worlds motherfuckers!"

Killswitch slides off of the ring apron and reaches underneath the ring. He fiddles around for a few moments before pulling out a barbed wire baseball bat. He holds it in his hands and admires the making of it before looking at the camera.

Kuk Killswitch:"This was my baby. This was my best friend back in EAW. My barbed wire bat, Barbara. And she is back! With Barbara in my hands and the Ultraviolent Nations by my side, there is nothing that can stop me from reaching the top once again. Extreme Anarchy Wrestling, I'm baaaaaack! And I'm not going anywhere!"

Killswitch slams the bat into the camera causing the camera to drop and the cameraman to stumble back. We can see Kuk grab the cameraman's leg and drag him over to the ring. He takes the bat and slams it against the man's face. He begins to bleed profusely as Killswitch laughs and steps back. He turns to the camera and grabs it as we see his face. He reaches down and smears his hand over the mans face before reaching to his own and smearing the blood all over his own face. Kuk laughs menacingly as he drops the camera and walks away, leaving the view on the bloody cameraman.