Post by marcovalintine on Sept 20, 2013 16:29:33 GMT -5
All right, a new place and a hella good time to come, there is nothing like a new fed to get the blood boiling and EAW does not have any idea what they are going to be in for. Sitting here in my skin tight white jeans and Steel Panther Feel the steel shirt I'm about to hit the town and show this place how to have fun Valintine style. As I am about to head out I get a text from my new boss telling me that I'm booked in my first match for EAW. Ok now my blood is boiling and I can’t help but dash over to my case and grab my camera to record my first promo in the new company. Setting it up facing the armchair I walk around it and sit back pressing record on the remote.
Marco: Hello everyone it is me The emperor of epicness, The Senator of Sexiness, The Incarnation of Incredible, The ambassador of awesome, The titan of titilation, the embodiment of exceptional and The Quintessential Ladies Man… Marco…When the torrid sex leads to slumber the mission has been done but gives way to anew for that is when dreams come, manifest themselves in the strangest ways…Guiding my nature as to how we should resume play, coveting your body, has become so vogue. A single glide of a hand or a quick flick of a tongue, to arise this sleeping beauty and to let this wonderful day begin. Ladies a gentile tug of the hair a little nibble on the shoulder just enough to let know I want in... Valintine.
I strike a little pose in my chair spreading my arms out wide, holding the pose a moment I lay back down on the back of the chair and grab a cigarette from the pack and lighting it up, I take a deep draw and breath out the smoke in front of me with a small smile.
Marco: Now EAW, I know you guys are thinking who is this guy Marco talking to us right now? Well that’s a question that is many questions rolled into one, to some I am a legend, to others I am a myth to the ladies I am one hell of a man. With plenty of accomplishments and accolades throughout my career I have won numerous title belts in each company I have worked in as well as being awarded the most sexy superstar in wrestling four years in a row, and all of this hella amazingness has been achieved through plenty of years of training and excelling at perfection I am a master of parkour and capoeira which I use in the ring to dazzles the fans, this is why I plan to win this week at collision when I make my spectacular debut in EAW you will all know who I am and what I do best first hand…
I take another draw of my cigarette and lean forward staring at the camera.
Marco: And what I do best is steal the show, there is nothing that you have seen before that will compare what I do in that ring, the most spectacular, the headline grabbing athletics of the master of the air…
I take another draw of my cigarette and place it in the ash tray.
Marco: Now enough talking about me, let’s talk about the future of Marco Valintine and that future is at collision, and the first part of my rise to the gold is going to be against a man which in some ways is like yours truly here in the way he likes to steal the show also… High flying Hardcore, my first opponent here and already I know it’s going to shine like the sun, two of the best showmen to step foot in a ring finally facing off against each other right here in the Anarchist arena is going to be a pleasure for all who behold it.
Picking up my cigarette again I take another draw on it flicking the ash into the ashtray and taking a deep sigh.
Marco: Now I know everyone will think that I am going to be the underdog in this match and you know what I would not blame them for thinking that because the EAW fans would now know much about me, but for the privileged ones that have seen me wrestle before in previous companies are ready to have their minds blown like a C4 brain because they know the true awesome that I possess and High flying hardcore you have no idea what you are getting yourself into, we are going to have one of the greatest high flying battles in the companies history.
I take another draw of my cigarette and sit on the edge of the seat leaning in closer to the camera.
Marco: But let’s be real here Hfh dude, you are going to be facing the shining star of the EAW and anything you can do I can do better believe that, when we face off in the ring this week there is nothing you can do to be prepared for what I can do and that’s a promise.
I stub out my cigarette in the ash tray and turn back to the camera.
Marco: Now without any more gilding the lily and no more further ado, this week you all shall be seeing the debut this week of the most hella awesome wrestler to ever step foot into the EAW ring no doubt. All of you EAW fans with the privilege to be there to see it first hand and all you lucky people seeing it around the world be prepared for one of the greatest debuts to grace your eyeballs and Hfh like I have said before and I shall say once again be ready to be in one of the greatest matches of your career because you will have the right to say you were in the first match of Marco Valintine’s arrival into EAW, now that will be a story you can tell your family years to come and they will all agree that it is hella awesome.
I stand up and walk right up close to the camera placing one hand on the top of it.
Marco: Now everyone I am gonna go now and have a hella awesome evening with some hot blondes with double ds, I will see you next time.
With these words I switch off the camera and walk out the door for my hella awesome night.
Oh man what a night, heading out to the local strip joint was a hella brilliant stroke of epicness on my part, and I understand how good when I look on either side of me and see two hot babes sleeping happily after last night, with a smile I get out of bed looking at the clock I realised it was 6:30 am… I walk over and grab a bottle of water having a drink while I get dressed in my white running trousers, Supersonic Marco t shirt and red Nike trainers for my morning run. I get out the room without waking anyone up and get out to the street without any issues. Nothing can beat the early morning run, the empty streets with nothing but limitless opportunity spanning in front of me and with the park nearby I see a perfect bit of exercising in my future. I begin with a decent spring going down the street until I reach the park, I start my workout with some basic parkour around the park. While I'm doing a handstand on the bars on one section of the bars I hear some footsteps walking towards me, tilting my head up I see a group of 5 thugs in hoodies walking towards me.
Thug leader: Hey look at this pansy, what’s you doing preparing for the ballet?
Marco: Wow, hella great insult guy, you certainly know your stuff.
Thug leader: What you taking the piss now bro, you need to take heed of the situation that you are in little man.
Marco: Oh really, what situation would that be exactly?
Looking at me with a confused look on his face I can tell he’s trying to evaluate what’s going on in his mind, whether it was what I said to him or the fact that I'm still upside down on the bars something about the situation that sent his little mind into a loop.
Thug leader: Hey man this is our park so why don’t you pay the toll and stay, or get beaten up and get thrown the fuck out.
Marco: Hmm either way sounds hella cool but I don’t have my wallet on me so I think you will have to try the second option.
They all started laughing, high fiving and staring at disbelief at me.
Thug leader: Man you must have some crazy loco screws loose bro, most people usually pay and the last person who didn’t spent three weeks in the hospital.
Marco: Oh really, that’s interesting… Ok not interesting just hella boring.
Thug leader: Oh a joker, get down here joker and let’s see who’s so damn funny.
Marco: Why don’t you get me down.
As the guy walked a couple of steps closer to me I swung my legs down through my arms planting both my feet on the guys chest sending him flying backwards into his mates before I land on my feet.
Thug: All right now you’re asking for it.
Marco: Asking for it? You dudes are the one that started this fight not me.
Running at me the next guy gets met with a foot to the face knocking him out cold, but as I do this another one of them had gone around to my back wrapping his arms around my waist.
Thug 2: GET HIM!
As his mate ran at me with a knife I raise my leg backwards catching the guy behind me in the nuts making him crumple on the floor, and as the last guy was within reach I leap up and plant both my feet on the guys chest using him as a platform to moonsault off of him and land placing both of my feet on the stomach of the guy on the ground.
Marco: Is that all guys, really I expected more than this, oh well.
I carry on and finish my exercise routine and head back to the hotel, as I get back into the room the two babes are still there and the noise of the door opening and closing as I got in clearly woke them up because they were both sat there on the bed still naked.
Babe: Hey Marco come back to bed baby.
I laugh taking off my shirt thinking one main thing, my life is awesome.
Marco: Hello everyone it is me The emperor of epicness, The Senator of Sexiness, The Incarnation of Incredible, The ambassador of awesome, The titan of titilation, the embodiment of exceptional and The Quintessential Ladies Man… Marco…When the torrid sex leads to slumber the mission has been done but gives way to anew for that is when dreams come, manifest themselves in the strangest ways…Guiding my nature as to how we should resume play, coveting your body, has become so vogue. A single glide of a hand or a quick flick of a tongue, to arise this sleeping beauty and to let this wonderful day begin. Ladies a gentile tug of the hair a little nibble on the shoulder just enough to let know I want in... Valintine.
I strike a little pose in my chair spreading my arms out wide, holding the pose a moment I lay back down on the back of the chair and grab a cigarette from the pack and lighting it up, I take a deep draw and breath out the smoke in front of me with a small smile.
Marco: Now EAW, I know you guys are thinking who is this guy Marco talking to us right now? Well that’s a question that is many questions rolled into one, to some I am a legend, to others I am a myth to the ladies I am one hell of a man. With plenty of accomplishments and accolades throughout my career I have won numerous title belts in each company I have worked in as well as being awarded the most sexy superstar in wrestling four years in a row, and all of this hella amazingness has been achieved through plenty of years of training and excelling at perfection I am a master of parkour and capoeira which I use in the ring to dazzles the fans, this is why I plan to win this week at collision when I make my spectacular debut in EAW you will all know who I am and what I do best first hand…
I take another draw of my cigarette and lean forward staring at the camera.
Marco: And what I do best is steal the show, there is nothing that you have seen before that will compare what I do in that ring, the most spectacular, the headline grabbing athletics of the master of the air…
I take another draw of my cigarette and place it in the ash tray.
Marco: Now enough talking about me, let’s talk about the future of Marco Valintine and that future is at collision, and the first part of my rise to the gold is going to be against a man which in some ways is like yours truly here in the way he likes to steal the show also… High flying Hardcore, my first opponent here and already I know it’s going to shine like the sun, two of the best showmen to step foot in a ring finally facing off against each other right here in the Anarchist arena is going to be a pleasure for all who behold it.
Picking up my cigarette again I take another draw on it flicking the ash into the ashtray and taking a deep sigh.
Marco: Now I know everyone will think that I am going to be the underdog in this match and you know what I would not blame them for thinking that because the EAW fans would now know much about me, but for the privileged ones that have seen me wrestle before in previous companies are ready to have their minds blown like a C4 brain because they know the true awesome that I possess and High flying hardcore you have no idea what you are getting yourself into, we are going to have one of the greatest high flying battles in the companies history.
I take another draw of my cigarette and sit on the edge of the seat leaning in closer to the camera.
Marco: But let’s be real here Hfh dude, you are going to be facing the shining star of the EAW and anything you can do I can do better believe that, when we face off in the ring this week there is nothing you can do to be prepared for what I can do and that’s a promise.
I stub out my cigarette in the ash tray and turn back to the camera.
Marco: Now without any more gilding the lily and no more further ado, this week you all shall be seeing the debut this week of the most hella awesome wrestler to ever step foot into the EAW ring no doubt. All of you EAW fans with the privilege to be there to see it first hand and all you lucky people seeing it around the world be prepared for one of the greatest debuts to grace your eyeballs and Hfh like I have said before and I shall say once again be ready to be in one of the greatest matches of your career because you will have the right to say you were in the first match of Marco Valintine’s arrival into EAW, now that will be a story you can tell your family years to come and they will all agree that it is hella awesome.
I stand up and walk right up close to the camera placing one hand on the top of it.
Marco: Now everyone I am gonna go now and have a hella awesome evening with some hot blondes with double ds, I will see you next time.
With these words I switch off the camera and walk out the door for my hella awesome night.
The next day
Oh man what a night, heading out to the local strip joint was a hella brilliant stroke of epicness on my part, and I understand how good when I look on either side of me and see two hot babes sleeping happily after last night, with a smile I get out of bed looking at the clock I realised it was 6:30 am… I walk over and grab a bottle of water having a drink while I get dressed in my white running trousers, Supersonic Marco t shirt and red Nike trainers for my morning run. I get out the room without waking anyone up and get out to the street without any issues. Nothing can beat the early morning run, the empty streets with nothing but limitless opportunity spanning in front of me and with the park nearby I see a perfect bit of exercising in my future. I begin with a decent spring going down the street until I reach the park, I start my workout with some basic parkour around the park. While I'm doing a handstand on the bars on one section of the bars I hear some footsteps walking towards me, tilting my head up I see a group of 5 thugs in hoodies walking towards me.
Thug leader: Hey look at this pansy, what’s you doing preparing for the ballet?
Marco: Wow, hella great insult guy, you certainly know your stuff.
Thug leader: What you taking the piss now bro, you need to take heed of the situation that you are in little man.
Marco: Oh really, what situation would that be exactly?
Looking at me with a confused look on his face I can tell he’s trying to evaluate what’s going on in his mind, whether it was what I said to him or the fact that I'm still upside down on the bars something about the situation that sent his little mind into a loop.
Thug leader: Hey man this is our park so why don’t you pay the toll and stay, or get beaten up and get thrown the fuck out.
Marco: Hmm either way sounds hella cool but I don’t have my wallet on me so I think you will have to try the second option.
They all started laughing, high fiving and staring at disbelief at me.
Thug leader: Man you must have some crazy loco screws loose bro, most people usually pay and the last person who didn’t spent three weeks in the hospital.
Marco: Oh really, that’s interesting… Ok not interesting just hella boring.
Thug leader: Oh a joker, get down here joker and let’s see who’s so damn funny.
Marco: Why don’t you get me down.
As the guy walked a couple of steps closer to me I swung my legs down through my arms planting both my feet on the guys chest sending him flying backwards into his mates before I land on my feet.
Thug: All right now you’re asking for it.
Marco: Asking for it? You dudes are the one that started this fight not me.
Running at me the next guy gets met with a foot to the face knocking him out cold, but as I do this another one of them had gone around to my back wrapping his arms around my waist.
Thug 2: GET HIM!
As his mate ran at me with a knife I raise my leg backwards catching the guy behind me in the nuts making him crumple on the floor, and as the last guy was within reach I leap up and plant both my feet on the guys chest using him as a platform to moonsault off of him and land placing both of my feet on the stomach of the guy on the ground.
Marco: Is that all guys, really I expected more than this, oh well.
I carry on and finish my exercise routine and head back to the hotel, as I get back into the room the two babes are still there and the noise of the door opening and closing as I got in clearly woke them up because they were both sat there on the bed still naked.
Babe: Hey Marco come back to bed baby.
I laugh taking off my shirt thinking one main thing, my life is awesome.
