Post by El Fuhrer O'Cruel on Oct 10, 2013 9:42:43 GMT -5
[Empty arena. El Fuhrer O' Cruel stands in ring stress testing the ropes. Speaking one on one to a camera that continually circles him from ringside]
What is it to be a Luchadore? Is it the honor of long standing tradition? The privilege of standing in the footsteps of your fathers, defending their legacies? Is it the cheers of the crowd when you first take flight off that top rope? The adrenaline that forces you to sacrifice your body for a moment of glory? or is luche libre a mask you can just take off thinking that nobody will notice that you have abandoned your heritage...
[El Fuhrer slides out from under the ropes and begins circling the ring with a certain pomposity, speaking directly into the camera while the camera man walks backwards trying not to trip]
Insulting the lucha libre purists with a bastardization of styles because you deemed your heritage too weak to compete. I can respect that. I myself have made a career of exploiting the shortcomings of both lucha libre and amateur influences alike. Ryan Rivera, this week you will face a true hybrid, one without honor, unrestrained by tradition and false pride. I don't expect you to fold like chairs like Luke Atlas and AJ Nicol, whose grease and stench I am still trying to wash from my hands. No, You need to come prepared because I fear the worst for you Rivera. You are another example waiting to be made. So before you have to stare at your beaten face in the mirror, a failed legacy trying to piece himself back together, asking in vain "Why did i deserve this"? Let me put you at ease...
[O'Cruel halts]
You didn't deserve Mucho Pain, but I deserved to inflict it onto you.
[O'Cruel let's out a deep belly laugh that echoes the empty arena as he circles the ring one more time in keeping with his OCD]