Post by Tommy Rowan on Oct 13, 2013 1:41:36 GMT -5
"Naughty, Naughty" cues up as Cami James walks out from behind the curtain. The crowd suddenly erupts in cheers as they recognize her immediately. the crowd starts to chant "Super Shiny". A smile erupts on Cami's face.
Cami James: Thank you. It's nice to receive such a warm welcome. I have been away from this for far too long.
Jim Hill: Who is she again? Why is she out here?
Fred Davies: You don't remember Cami James? She hasn't even been gone from the business for very long. She was one half of the Super Shiny Tiger Twins. She also dated Tommy Rowan for a stint.
Cami James: Well, a few days ago I was called into the offices of the board of directors. They wanted to offer me a job here. Even though I swore never to be a part of a wrestling company again that fire was still there. It's part of my DNA. My father was a wrestler. Intrigued I came to find out what they had in mind. I was shocked with what they offered me.
Jim Hill: What? The girl that towels off everyone and maybe some french tickle after...
Fred Davies: Your disgusting.
Cami James: They asked me to be EoV's New General Manager for Chaos.
The crowd is a mix of reactions.
Fred Davies: Oh my god!
Cami James: I was skeptical at first but after some careful consideration i decided that it was one way I could still be a part of this business while not having to actually wrestle. I've had some...things happen to me this past spring and I'm still doing my best to overcome that but real heeling can only come from facing your fears. I am honored and proud to be a part of this company.
Jim Hill: The board must have lost their marbles. You can't have her as a GM. She was barely a wrestler.
Fred Davies: Thought you didn't remember who she was huh?
Cami James: As my first duty, I have come out to announce that EoV is going on tour!
The crowd cheers.
Cami James; That's right, starting next week we're going to be coming to you live from Blackpool, England and touring the UK up until our next PPV.
The crowd continues to cheer for her.
Cami James: On November 10th, 2013 we will be bringing you Anarchy in the UK! Coming to your homes from London!
Once again the crowd is on their feet. The cheers rock the arena.
Cami James: I am sure that I can do everything in my power to be the best General manager I can be and to give you more great matches, great shows and of course the entertainment you deserve... now on with the show!
Cami smiles as her music cues again and she walks backstage.
The crowd is cheering and waiting in anticipation for the opening contest. Marcus Senerchia get's to the middle of the ring and begins.
Marcus Senerchia:"This is your opening contest and it is scheduled for one fall!!"
As "The New Breed" By Oh, Sleeper begins Ryan waits a brief 5 to 10 seconds until he walks out with his arms spread and his head tilted back holding his chin up high. He pauses waiting for the guitar riff to kick in and finally releases his pose.
Marcus Senerchia:"From Oceanside, California, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the New Breed, RYAN RRIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEERRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"
He walks to the ring with a cocky grin on his face playing to the fans and slides in the ring continuing to grin in a cocky manner. He takes off his leather jacket tossing it aside now waiting for his opponent.
"Return to Innocence" by Enigma begins and a mist flows onto the stage, projected onto it is a Waterfall. Out steps El Fuhrer O'Cruel from the mist. He wears his mask and his usual gear as he begins down the ramp.
Marcus Senerchia:"From Tijuana, Mexico, weighing in at 160 pounds, he is EL FUHRER O'CRRRRUUUEEELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He circles the ring once, because of his OCD he must. He then walks up the ring steps and steps into the ring before extending his arms and spinning around. He then walks to the corner and begins to stretch and prepare for the match.
The bell rings as O'Cruel and Rivera circle the ring. O'Cruel brings an arm up for a test of strength. Rivera looks a bit suspicious, but goes along. O'Cruel then locks his other hand in as both men look to out power each other. Ryan clearly gets the advantage and launches O'Cruel off to the ropes.
O'Cruel hangs on to the rope to stop himself from rebounding. Rivera looks on as O'Cruel tries to regain himself. O'Cruel and Rivera lock up again and Rivera begins to over power O'Cruel again. He backs O'Cruel into the turnbuckle as the ref tries to get a clean break.
Fred Davies:"Somehow Ryan Rivera is getting the upperhand here. He is the smaller man though."
Jim Hill:"Maybe O'Cruel is just big and not strong."
The ref ducks down and tries to step between the two. It seems to work until O'Cruel sticks his finger in Rivera's eye. The ref looks dumbfound as Rivera stumbles back which allows O'Cruel to make his move as he runs and dropkicks him to the mat.
O'Cruel begins stomping on the daze body of Ryan Rivera. Each strike getting a louder and louder negative response. O'Cruel smiles under the mask and mocks the fans as he turns around into a back clubbing blow from Rivera. Rivera begins punching over and over as O'Cruel tries to cover up. Rivera grabs one of O'Cruel's arms and pulls him into a snap slam going for the first pin afterwards.
1..
NO!
Rivera picks up the dazed O'Cruel and nails a scoop slam. He points down at O'Cruel's body as the crowd cheers him on. He runs off the ropes and hits a huge leg drop which crashes down on O'Cruel's chest. We see O'Cruel grab his chest and cough heavily as Rivera gets up and drops an elbow.
Rivera picks O'Cruel up and whips him off into the ropes and goes down for a back body drop, but O'Cruel is aware and leaps over the man who turns around into a flash kick. Rivera drops to the mat as O'Cruel pounces for the cover.
1...
2.
NO!
Fred Davies:"That was a close one!"
Jim Hill:"Not really.... He clearly kicked out at two.."
O'Cruel stays on the attack. He stomps and elbows the down Rivera not giving the man a chance to comeback. Rivera catches a fist of O'Cruel's and shoves him away, but O'Cruel bounces off the ropes and nails a cross body onto Rivera. O'Cruel drops down and locks Rivera in a camel clutch.
The ref checks Rivera, but he says no. The crowd trying to will him back into the match. Rivera is on a knee with O'Cruel still clinging to him. He finally makes it to his feet and tries to grab on to a rope, but O'Cruel pulls him back. Rivera looks like he is now fading, but then nails an elbow to the side of O'Cruel and then another and another. O'Cruel looks to be losing his grip, but out of nowhere lets go of the hold and grabs Rivera's head, swinging around and nailing a Tornado DDT. O'Cruel floats over into the cover.
1...
2...
3-
NO!
Rivera kicks out and O'Cruel can't believe it. He points 3 fingers to the ref, but only gets 2 back in his face. The crowd cheering for Rivera who is reeling back into the match. O'Cruel looks at Rivera and backs into a corner. He begins to pat his leg...maybe calling for another flash kick.
Rivera makes it to his feet as O'Cruel yells at him to "Turn the fuck around damn it!". Rivera finally turns as O'Cruel rushes in for his kick, but Rivera ducks under it and instead grabs O'Cruel by the arm. O'Cruel looks shocked before he is dropped hard with the "Dying Breed". Rivera covers hooking the leg.
1...
2...
3-
NO!
Jim Hill:"Now THAT was close!"
Fred Davies:"I thought he had him there!"
O'Cruel kicked out at the very last possible second. Rivera can't believe it and neither can the crowd. Rivera has some trouble, but makes it to his feet still with a look of shock on his face. He reaches down and pulls a limp and almost lifeless O'Cruel up. O'Cruel falls and leans on the chest of Rivera almost using him for support to keep his balance. Rivera shoves him off as O'Cruel bounces off the ropes and comes back, tripping Rivera and somehow locking in the "Paro Special" outta nowhere. Rivera begins to scream in agony as O'Cruel looks it in tighter. Rivera taps!
"Return to Innocence" begins to play again as the crowd boos. O'Cruel stands up with the help of the ropes and points to his head almost like he planned for that to happen.
Marcus Senerchia: Here is you winner....EL FUHRER O'CRRRRUUEEEELLLLLL!
O'Cruel raises a fist up in the air. The boos pouring in louder as he shakes the crowd off and leaves the ring holding the back of his head. His arm still up raised in a fist. The camera then fades out.
SEGMENT
The cameras cut to the parking garage of the backstage area. A few seconds later a pitch black stretch limousine moves into the frame and comes to a stop. The driver door opens and the audience gives the driver a cheap pop when the cameras reveal his identity as Little Spike Dudley. He walks to the back of the limo and opens the door. A cloud of smoke appears from inside of the vehicle. A few seconds later, the Evolution World Champion steps out of the limo with a cigar gripped between his teeth. Michael James carefully drapes the EoV World Championship over his shoulder and takes a few steps away from the limo. Spike taps James on the shoulder and puts his hand out.
Spike: I believe we discussed a tip of some kind.
Michael James exhales a cloud of smoke into Spike’s face.
Michael James: You want a tip?
Spike: That was the agreement.
The EoV World Champion looks away from Spike as if something were distracting his attention. When Spike turns away from James, he grabs a hold of Spike’s wrist.
Spike: Wait a second, damnit. I’m not that kind of driver!
He clenches his grip around Spike’s arm and violently snuffs out the cigar in the center of his hand. Spike screams in pain from the agony of the heat burning through his flesh. Michael James grabs a handful of his hair and slams his fist into the side of Spike’s face. The former ECW icon crashes to the concrete while Michael James begins insulting him in Japanese. The EoV World Champion pulls a dollar bill from his pocket and stuffs it inside of Spike’s mouth. James pulls Spike to his knees and winds up his arm. James spits in his face and levels the Giant Killer with an open palm strike across the temple. As Spike lies motionless on the ground, Michael James begins to laugh out loud as he begins walking in the opposite direction. The cameras cut back to the ringside area.
"When The Man Comes Around" by Johnny Cash hits the PA system. Dallas Bonham comes out from the back with a stoic look on his face. He looks around before continuing down the ramp, yelling at the fan boys and giving fives to his fans.
Marcus Senerchia" Introducing first, from Atlanta, Georgia, Weighing in at 250 Pounds. he is DALLAS BOOOONNHAAAMMMMMMM!!!"
Dallas climbs in the ring between the ropes and removes his Dickies shirt, throwing it to the side. Dallas begins pulling on the ropes and stretching, waiting for the match to begin.
The lights go out as a voice starts to speak over the sound system,
"It is the future... year 6969. Somewhere out in Megaspace. The Pelozees of The Lesbodyke Nebula, in order to continue breeding after removal from the Universe their last remaining enemy, men, created the PIL - Penile Impregnation Lingumbot. Rezark SP - a prototype PIL, accidentally launched Into chrono-space during the hyperfiber wars, has programmed a self Replicating evo-loop and drifts for a kilo-year, alone and sentient in a Tele-operative trajectory above Planet Three-S: formerly known as Earth. Lowering his astrogate to Planet Three-S, Rezark SP, the last surviving Chrononaut, has a bad case of blue ballsium and one thing on his hydro-mind.................Pussy!"
Fireworks explode from the ramp as Supersonic sex machine by Steel Panther blasts out of the speakers, the lights go wild with color and Marco leaps onto the stage, dancing in time with the music he strips out of his jacket and trousers with fireworks going off behind him.
Marcus: Introducing the competitor, weighing in at 210 pounds and coming to us from Los Angeles California.... This is The emperor of epicness, The Senator of Sexiness, The Incarnation of Incredible, The ambassador of awesome, The titan of titulation, the embodiment of exceptional and The Quintessential Ladies Man Marco Valintine.
Strutting down the ramp he claps the hands of the fans that are at ringside before leaping to the apron, after dancing a little more he leaps onto the top rope turning a 180 before moonsaulting into the ring landing on his feet as fireworks shoot out of the ring posts... He walks around the ring pointing at his fans as his music switches off he sits in the corner waiting for the match to start.
"Sabotage" Begins to hit over the public announce system, as Vincent comes walking out to the ring, attired in Yellow and black tights, with white wrist tape on both arms as well as black wrestling boots. He smiles at the camera, before slowly strolling up the ramp, occasionally stopping to cock his head and somewhat acknowledge the crowd reaction that he is receiving.
Marcus Senerchia:"And the final competitor, from Topeka, Kansas, weighing in at 254 pounds, he is VINCENT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!"
He then laughs, before continuing his walk; reaching the apron, before he jumps onto it, entering the ring over the top rope. After doing that, Hale briefly acknowledges the crowd again, this time by striking a pose, before heading to his corner as he gets ready for the match.
Nobody really making a move. Everyone seems a little timid. Hale and Marco getting close now, maybe about to lock up, but here comes Dallas with a flying double clothesline and takes both men down. A couple boots to the head of Hale, now over to Valintine and kicks him right in the gut just as he stumbles to his feet. Dallas picks up Marco and delivers a huge fireman’s drop in the middle of the ring! Bonham gets up and motions to the crowd before dropping the leg down onto Marco. Hale gets to his feet and walks over towards Dallas just in time to receive a boot the gut of his very own. Dallas quickly hits a suplex on Vincent. Dallas out to a quick start here as he walks over to Marco, and Valintine pokes him right in the eyes as he tried to lift him off the ground. Marco is now up and he charges after Dallas, who has his back turned. Marco delivers a huge ax handle to the neck of Dallas, dropping him to one knee. Valintine quickly bounces off the ropes and comes back with a dropkick to the head of Marco, dropping him completely. Hale is up and comes off the ropes with a big elbow for Dallas Bonham. Vincent picks him up, whips him to the corner, and quickly follows up with a charging clothesline.
Jim Hill:"Big match here Fred. All of these men have what it takes to enter the main event."
Fred Davies:"Yes they do Jim. All three are tremendous athletes with amazing skills. Michael James better get ready!"
Marco signals to Hale as he whips him towards the middle of the ring and Marco hits Dallas with a vicious clothesline! Marco now walking over towards Vincent and extends his hand to Hale, who shakes it. Hale turns around to work on Dallas, but is nailed by an ax handle from Marco, who gives a shrug to the crowd. Hale now jumps on the back of Marco and hooks in a sleeper hold, wearing down on the neck of Valintine. He's got it slapped on pretty tight as the referee checks to make sure it's legal. Marco trying to fight, but Hale is all over him and not letting him up. Marco slowly wears down and starts to go limp, as Hale seeming to tighten up his hold. The referee again checks where the arms are, then raises Marco’s arm and drops it. It falls to the floor. There's 1. Ref drops the arm a second time and Marco stops it halfway... he's still got some left. Valintine tries to fight, but Hale is relentlessly smothering him. And OOOOHHHH! A huge dropkick to the back of Hale’s head from Dallas and Vincent breaks the hold. Dallas now hits an elbow drop on Vincent. He lifts Hale up and sends him to the corner.
Fred Davies:"Team work can never work in a triple threat."
Jim Hill:"Everyone's a backstabber on the inside."
Dallas now charging in and nails Hale with a vicious back elbow! Bonham slaps a blatant choke hold on Hale and lifts him out of the corner. Dallas sends him crashing to the canvas with a neck breaker. Marco has gotten to his feet barely, as he is slumped in the opposite corner. Dallas walks over to him and Marco explodes out of the corner with a knee to the mid-section and a quick chop to the throat of Bonham. He then unloads a handful of rights and lefts to Dallas, who staggers back. Marco nails a dropkick and Bonham falls to the canvas. Marco now up and in control. A couple kicks to the back of Dallas, then lifts him up halfway and applies a chin lock, wearing him down. Bonham fights a little and gets to his feet, breaking the hold. Marco quickly hits Bonham in the kidneys, then bounces off the ropes and hits a dropkick right in the small of the guy's back, sending him through the ropes to the outside. Marco now walks over to Hale, who is making some effort to get to his feet. Marco ends all that with a kick to the head. He lifts Hale up and delivers a beautiful suplex. Marco signals toward the top turnbuckle.
Jim Hill:"Marco going up high!"
Fred Davies:"What's he going to do!?"
Marco looking to go up top as he climbs to the top turnbuckle. He's off with a huge splash onto Vincent Hale!
1……..2….. Kick out by Vincent Hale!
He now lifts Hale to his feet and up with the fireman's carry. Valintine now spinning Vincent around a few times before dropping him down hard to the canvas! Marco now back on the ropes, climbing to the top. What's he gonna do this time? And he's off with a nice frog splash. He jumps into the air with great execution but Vincent rolls out of the way. SMACK! Marco smashes his chest and midsection on top of the empty canvas. Hale lifts Marco and sends him to the ropes, where Dallas is on the outside. Dallas nails Marco with a punch to the back when he hits the ropes and he crashes to the canvas. Hale, already bouncing off the opposite ropes hits Marco with a leg drop and quickly covers.
1……..2….. Kick out by Marco Valintine!
Vincent going for the cover, but it's broken up by Dallas, coming into the ring. Dallas lifts Marco and hits him with a powerbomb.
Jim Hill:"Dallas is the man!"
Fred Davies:"That was a sick powerbomb!"
Bonham starts to lift Marco up, but is blocked, then body dropped by Marco, who turns around and drops his knees right to the mid-section of Vincent Hale. Marco begins to pound on the face of Hale with big right hands. Marco gets tired of beating on Hale and walks past Dallas towards the turnbuckles and climbs to the top. Marco climbing to the top, what's he doing up there? He goes for the phoenix splash on Dallas, but he rolls out of the way!! Marco came down hard on his ribcage and is holding his mid section in pain. Hale now makes his way over to the fallen Marco and begins to stomp on his head and mid-section. Hale lifts Marco up and nails him with a jumping cutter! He stays on for the cover.
1……….2……………..2 ½ …………….. Kick out by Marco Valintine!
Vincent back up and lifts Marco to his feet and whips him into the corner. He turns around and notices Dallas has made it to his feet and whips him in... no! A reversal and Dallas whips Hale into the corner right on top of Marco! Dallas drops to one knee, as that took a lot out of him. Hale comes out holding his back, but walks over towards Bonham, who comes up with a chop.
Fred Davies:"Close call there Jim. That cutter was sick!"
Jim Hill:"Bonham is my guy to win this one!"
Dallas steps back and swings, but Hale ducks and hits Bonham with a reverse ddt. Vincent drags Dallas back to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Dallas comes back and Hale leans over in attempt to set him up for a back body drop. Bonham kicks Hale in the head and sends him staggering to the ropes. Marco spins Bonham around and dazes him with a dropkick to the side of the head. When Dallas makes it back to his feet Marco locks him into a side head lock. Dallas wraps his arm around Marco’s midsection and reverses the move with a back suplex. Bonham makes it back to his feet and Hale calls out to him. When Dallas turns to face Vincent he gets blasted upside the head with the Lights of Kansas sending him crashing to the canvas. Vincent Hale drops to the mat and goes for a cover on Bonham.
1……….2……………..2 ½…… Marco Valintine breaks the pin with a dropkick to the head of Vincent Hale!
Fred Davies:"OW! Right in the back of the head!"
Jim Hill:"That's the way all pinfalls should be broken up."
Marco drags Hale away from Bonham and lifts him to his feet. He whips Hale to the ropes and when Hale comes back Marco leaps into the air and locks Hale into position for a hurricanrana. He executes the move and flips Hale’s body in mid air sending him crashing to the canvas. Marco jumps to his feet and runs towards the ropes. He leaps onto the second rope and finds his balance. He launches from the second rope and lands a picture perfect moonsault on top of Vincent Hale. Before Marco can go for a cover, Dallas pulls Marco away from Hale and slams his face into the canvas. He grabs hold of Marco from behind and locks him in with The Hangman's Switch rear naked choke. The crowd gives Dallas a huge pop for execution of the hold. The referee begins to check on Marco as his eyes begin to gradually glaze over. Vincent makes it back to his feet and runs to the ropes. He charges towards the two men and breaks the hold with a dropkick to the face of Marco Valintine. In a showing of frustration, Dallas jumps to his feet and gets directly in the face of Vincent Hale. After rolling his eyes, Hale responds to Dallas with a right hook to the jaw. Dallas retaliates with a hook of his own and the two begin a punching exchange.
Jim Hill:"HOCKEY FIGHT!!!"
Fred Davies:"You always go crazy during these..."
Hale gets the better end of it and sends Dallas over the top rope with a charging clothesline. Hale turns his attention away from Bonham and notices Valintine making it back to his feet. Hale charges towards Marco with a clothesline. Marco ducks the attempt and when Hale turns to face his opponent, Marco drops him with the C-4 slam. He jumps to his feet and runs towards the ropes. He leaps on top of the third rope and finds his balance but Dallas knocks him off of his game by pulling down on the top rope. Marco loses his balance and crashes to the outside of the ring. A “SMACK” sound echoes throughout the arena when his body makes impact with the concrete floor. Dallas slides back into the ring and notices Hale making it back to his feet. Before Hale can take action, Dallas grabs hold of Vincent and places him into position for a powerbomb. He lifts up Hale’s lower body and sends him crashing to the canvas with a jumping piledriver. Bonham rolls on top of Hale and goes for a cover.
1…………….2……………..2 ½…………3!!!
"When The Man Comes Around" begins to play on the sound system as Dallas Bonham is announced as the winner of the match.
SEGMENT
The cameras cut to the backstage area. The frame moves past a sign that reads “Dressing Rooms” as viewers gain sight of the EoV World Champion moving through the hallway. Michael James passes by a few of the arena’s staff until coming to a door with his name printed on the front. He twists the knob and grows an expression of confusion on his face when he is unable to open the door. He tightens his grip on the knob in an effort to rip it away from the door. A few seconds later the knob gives and Michael James forces his way inside of the room.
Voices: Odoroki!!!!
The camera stays locked on James to reveal a smile on his face. The frame pans around the room to show what appears to be a private party arranged by the Ultraviolent Nations. There is a large banner placed on the wall that reads “Congratulations, Champ!” directly next to a laminated image of Michael James’ appearance at Un-Killable. There are several tables placed around the room being used to display the various selections of food and alcohol. Michael James inches forward and gains sight of a large throne style chair placed in the center of the room.
Michael James: Don’t mind if I do.
James casually sits down in the seat of the throne and leans back. He removes his sunglasses and he stuffs them inside of his jacket. He keeps one hand on the leather strap of his EoV World Championship while a few of his guests prepare a round of drinks. A few seconds later, two attractive women in their early twenties enter the room. They are both dressed like they came from a strip club, judging from their exotic wardrobe. The two girls sit down on Michael’s lap and begin to flirt with him by running their hands through his hair. Tommy Rowan appears to the side of James and taps him on the shoulder. When the EoV World Champion faces the Hybrid Champ, Rowan places a three foot glass bong in his hand. James removes a lighter from his pocket and ignites the bowl near the bottom of the bong. He inhales a huge cloud of smoke into his lungs.
Tommy Rowan: Wait for it.
Rowan says to the two girls and the surrounding guests. Michael James leans forward and begins to cough due to the marijuana smoke filling his lungs. Rowan, Kareem and a few others begin to laugh as Michael James leans back in the throne. The camera cuts to a man dressed in an expensive suit pouring some champagne into a glass. He moves past the throne and taps the glass with a small fork.
Bryan: Good evening, distinguished guests and colleagues; my name is Bryan Lehman, Attorney at Law. I want to be the first one to thank all of you for arriving on such short notice. I think it’s no secret to anyone what this victory means to Mr. James. And I know he is more than thankful to be able to share it with people that truly support the development of his career. So, if you don’t mind, I would like everyone to join me in a toast to the very FIRST Evolution of Violence World Champion. Here’s to Michael James!
Bryan and the other guests lift their glasses with a respectful toast.
Guests: Kassai!!!
Everyone has a sip of their drinks while James grows an expression of pride on his face. Tommy Rowan moves towards a stereo placed near the back of the room and slides a cd into the player. A few seconds later the cameras cut back to Michael James and “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails begins to play on the stereo. The two girls stand up and begin to seduce Michael with a dual lap dance as he inhales another hit from the bong. The cameras cut to a close up of Tommy Rowan speaking to Kareem Al-Bashir near the back of the room.
Kareem Al-Bashir: Hey, Tommy.
Tommy Rowan: What’s up?
Kareem Al-Bashir: I’m confused about something.
Tommy Rowan: What’s that?
Kareem Al-Bashir: When we first discussed putting this together for James, I thought we said we were going to stick to the original budget.
Tommy Rowan: And that’s exactly what we did. I put in my one fifty for the bong and you took care of the additional hundred we needed for supplies.
Kareem Al-Bashir: Right. The only problem is that doesn’t leave either of us very much to pay for these girls. I know I haven’t been in Philadelphia very long but don’t they expect some kind of payment in advance?
Tommy Rowan: I’m sure they do.
Kareem faces Tommy with a skeptical expression on his face.
Kareem Al-Bashir: And how do you expect to do that when we have nothing to give them?
Tommy Rowan: I don’t expect to give them anything because it’s not my problem. You called the club to set the whole thing up so you’re the one they’re going to be looking for.
Kareem Al-Bashir: I didn’t call anyone, Tommy.
Tommy takes a deep gulp and turns his attention towards Kareem.
Tommy Rowan: Are you fucking kidding, Kareem?
Kareem Al-Bashir: I wish I was.
Tommy looks away from Kareem and directs his attention towards the World Champion. One of the girls is straddling Michael’s face while the other one begins to grind her backside on top of his lap. A few seconds later the lights in the room cut to black. The camera can detect the motion of two people rushing into the room mixed with a variety of the guests moving around in a mode of panic. A table crashes to the floor causing a selection of wine bottles to shatter on impact. We hear a loud “THUD” sound as Tommy Rowan collides with the dressing room wall. The lights are restored to reveal a scene of chaos involving the Ultraviolent Nations against Chelsea Armstrong and Chase Michaels. We hear the two strippers scream in terror as Michael James grabs one of them by the throat.
Michael James: Is the EoV World Champion gonna have to choke a bitch? Yes. I think so.
As James begins to strangle the girl, the opposite stripper jumps on his back and in an effort to help her friend. Meanwhile, Rowan is on the floor trying his best to avoid being stomped by Chase Michaels while Chelsea is seen exchanging punches with Kareem Al-Bashir. She gets the upper hand and slams her elbow across the bridge of Kareem’s nose causing him to stagger away. Chelsea is quick to follow after him as she smashes his head across one of the remaining tables. Kareem’s skull bounces off of the table and he crashes to the floor. Chelsea dumps the table on top of him causing a huge bowl of hot sauce to land on his face and inside of his mouth. Kareem begins to scream from the pain of the sauce burning his eyes and mouth. Rowan makes it to his feet and kicks Chase in the mid section causing him to move back a few inches. Tommy rushes him with a clothesline but Chase ducks the attempt and slams him knee into Rowan’s gut. He lifts the Hybrid Champion into the air and carelessly tosses him through the last table causing a loud “CRACK” sound to echo throughout the room. The cameras cut to a close up of Rowan lying on the floor covered in shattered glass and alcohol.
Jim Hill: Now this is what I call a party, Davies! The Ultraviolent Nations are helpless and these fans are loving it!
Fred Davies: Something tells me this entire thing was nothing more than a set up by Chelsea Armstrong and Chase Michaels! There’s no way the Nations could have seen this kind of vicious assault coming. And it looks like they have their target set on the World Champion…
Michael James tosses one of the strippers through the doorway of the room. He reaches over his shoulder and grabs a handful of second stripper’s blond hair and tosses her to the floor. He drags the woman to her feet and winds up his arm in preparation of an open handed strike across the face. Before he can make another move, Chelsea spins Michael James around and smashes the glass bong over his skull causing another “CRACK” sound to echo throughout the room. The glass shatters on impact and James crashes to the floor while blood begins to flow from a large cut in his forehead. As his crimson mask begins to decorate the floor of the dressing room, Michael James pulls the EoV World Championship to his chest as if he were protecting it from Chase and Armstrong. A few seconds later a mess of arena security guards enter the frame and are quick to force Chelsea and Michaels out of the dressing room. The cameras cut to the ringside area.
Fred Davis: “It is time for the fourth match of the night as the newly retooled Tommy Rowan will be facing High Flying Hardcore.”
Jim Hill: “Hands down Tommy will win, we don’t even need this match.”
"Motherfucker Of The Year" By Motley Crue begins to play and the camera begins to pan around the arena. Lasers begin flashing around the arena as the crowd begins to boo. After the intro the lights begin to violently strobe to the beat. The red exit doors toward the back of the arena swing open and smoke pours out. Tommy Rowan storms out from the exit doors in his usual entrance attire. Across his face, a very smug look and in his right hand he holds his barbed wire bat. With his EoV Hybrid Championship strapped securely around his waist he looks around before wiping his mouth with his arm and snorting. He holds up his fists and the crowd showers him with heavy boos. He puts them down as he shakes his head again. Tommy begins to walk towards the ring, looking left and right and arguing with some fans.
Marcus Senerchia:"Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for a one fall, introducing first, weighing in tonight at 220 pounds, hailing from Ozone park, New York, he is the Evolution of Violence Hybrid Champion, The Hardcore Reject, TOMMY ROOOOWWWWAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!"
Tommy is now at the edge of the barricade and he looks at the camera. He mouths off some words before hopping over the barricade and then hopping up on the ring apron with his right knee. Rowan lifts himself up and spins around on the apron. He looks around before holding up the metal horns. He then gets into the ring and steps up on the turnbuckle. Rowan takes off his Championship and holds up the metal horns again before slowly putting them to his sides as he wipes his mouth again and turns. He sits on the top turnbuckle and lays his Championship across his lap as he waits for the match to begin.
Jim Hill: “And there he is, the Hybrid Champion Tommy Rowan. You are looking at greatness Fred.”
Fred Davis: “Right, here comes his opponent in this match.”
The arena is pitch black apart from a few flashes from the crowd. Suddenly, "We Bring An Arsenal" By Lost Prophets starts to play with blue and red strobe lights rolling around the arena. Once the 'wheyo wheyos' stop pyro explodes around the titantron and the lights come back on. HFH then appears and shakes hands with some of the fans on the ramp.
Marcus Senerchia:"And his opponent, from Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in at 234 pounds, he is the Human Highlight, HIGH FLYING HAAAARRRDDDCCCCOOORRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
HFH climbs on the ring apron before jumping the top rope to enter the ring and then posing on the turnbuckles. Once done posing, he backflips off the turnbuckle and the music stops. HFH takes his shirt off and tosses it into the crowd. They cheer back at him.
Fred Davis: “These people love HFH.”
Jim Hill: “Yeah, big whoop.”
Fred Davis: “This match maybe non-title, but that doesn't mean it won’t effect the title hunt, if HFH can win against Tommy Rowan, he might very well be Rowan’s next No.1 contender.”
(The bell rings as HFH and Tommy Rowan circle around, looking for an opening, Rowan is the first to show offense as he punches HFH in the face, to which HFH replies with a few punches of his own. After a few punches from HFH, Rowan ties up in to a collar and elbow and locks HFH into a headlock, bringing him down to the mat. Only for HFH to get out seconds later.)
Fred Davis: “Rowan with a headlock take down bringing HFH down, but HFH loosens the hold and gets back to his feet.”
(HFH works his way up, with wrist control. Then locks in an Arm Wrench on Tommy Rowan, then drives his elbow in to Rowan’s shoulder, sending Rowan backwards.)
Fred Davis: “HFH with an Arm Wrench elbow on Tommy Rowan, trying to wear down Rowan so he can't use his bigger moves.”
(As Rowan tries to get feeling back into his arm following the elbow to the shoulder, HFH hits him with a drop kick sending him to the ground. As soon as Rowan hits the ground HFH starts stomping him.)
Fred Davis: “HFH saw his opening and took it, hitting a dropkick that sent Rowan to the ground, and know just unleashing the stomps.”
(HFH keeps stomping down on Rowan, but eventually Rowan catches on of the stomps and makes his way back to his feet, elbowing HFH in the knee, then hits a Dragon Screw Leg Whip on HFH, sending him to the ground in pain.)
Fred Davis: “Rowan now with an elbow to the knee, followed by the Dragon Screw, sending HFH’s leg into the ground, and he looks to be in pain.”
Jim Hill: “This is why Rowan is champion, he knows HFH’s best weapon is his aerial assault, and how do you counter that? You take away the legs. Great job by the Hybrid Champion.”
(HFH holds his knee in pain as Rowan pulls him back to his feet, only to hit the jumping neckbreaker bringing HFH down hard on his head and shoulders.)
Fred Davis: “HFH doesn’t look to be doing to well as Rowan sends him to the mat with the jumping neckbreaker.”
Jim Hill: “Look at that torque, I’ll be surprised if serious damage wasn’t done.”
(HFH is still in a bad way, as Rowan locks in a single leg crab on his bad leg.)
Fred Davis: “Now Rowan has a single leg boston crab, applied on HFH, and that is the knee that Rowan has already driven in to the ground earlier in this match, and you can hear HFH screaming in pain.”
(The crowd starts to chant for HFH as Rowan shouts at them to shut up, which only causes them to chant louder. As if taking energy from the crowd HFH is able to fight out of the hold and make it to his feet slowly as Rowan Charges to hit the Cutting Edge spear. HFH side steps out of the way sending Rowan tumbling outside. The crowd starts to cheer as HFH points to the outside as if to signal for something. As Rowan makes it to his feet on the outside, HFH springs off the ropes and attempts a Plancha to the outside, catching Rowan and taking both men off of they’re feet.)
Fred Davis: “What a move by HFH, ignoring the pain in his knee and hitting a Plancha to the out side on Tommy Rowan.”
Jim Hill: “Lets see what happens now with both men down on the outside.”
(As the referee begins his count , both men make it to a vertical base and start slugging away on the outside. As HFH pummels away at Rowan, Rowan is able to grab his wrist, Irish whipping HFH toward the far post. HFH hits the Post face first with a sicking thunk, sending him into a full 360 degree flip in the air. The referee makes it to 5 before Rowan breaks up the count by climbing up the turnbuckle.)
Fred Davis: “God damn, HFH sent face first into that steel post off the Irish whip, sending him into a full flip into the ground. Now Rowan breaks up the count and goes up top. What is he planning?”
Jim Hill: “You might get your answer, he is coming down now.”
(As HFH slowly makes it to hid feet. Rowan Jumps off the top turnbuckle, Rowan hits a hurricanrana from the top sending HFH down to the floor hard on his back.)
Fred Davis: “Rowan hitting the hurricanrana from the top rope to the outside, driving HFH’s back into the exposed cement. For those of you who have just started watching, we here at EoV do not have protective padding at the ringside area.”
(Rowan makes it back to hits feet and picks up HFH sending him back into the ring.)
Fred Davis: “Rowan throwing HFH back into the ring. here's the pin. 1...2...no HFH just able to kick out.”
Jim Hill: “That must have been a survival instinct from HFH, there is no way he realized what was going on.”
(After HFH kicks out, Rowan drags him to his feet again looking for the Gourdbuster, but instead HFH is able to counter in to the Suplex.)
Fred Davis: “Great counter wrestling on display from HFH, Rowan was looking for the Gourdbuster, but HFH hits the suplex instead.”
Jim Hill: “I’ll admit great move from HFH.”
(Now both men are down, worn out from the all out war that this match has been, the referee begins the double count out 1....2....3....4... HFH and Rowan start to move toward the ropes. 5...6.... HFH makes it to one knee with assistance from the ropes. 7... Now Rowan is on one knee. 8...9.... HFH is able to pull himself up, as Rowan pulls him self up to his feet as well. The match continues on as HFH and Rowan exchange kicks to the legs. Eventually they tie up and start raining elbows.)
Jim Hill: “Look at that we went to a Wrestling Match and a Hockey Game broke out.”
Fred Davis: “Careful with that joke it’s an antique. Anyway back to the match, shades of the BroadStreet Bullies from the Philidaphia Flyers of the 70’s and 80’s as HFH and Rowan are in a bitter Hockey style fight.”
(After awhile Rowan is able to sting together consecutive elbows as HFH falls to one knee, Rowan cocks back for the knockout blow, but before he can HFH fights out of the hold and hits the Pele.)
Fred Davis: “Pele!! Pele out of nowhere!!!!”
Jim Hill: “Just as it looked like Tommy had the advantage in the Hockey fight, HFH breaks the grip and hits the Pele.”
Fred Davis: “This match can’t last much longer.”
(Once again, both men are down. This time at the count of 8 HFH makes it to his feet. But this time he drags Rowan to his feet looking for a Back Suplex. But before he can hit it, Tommy grabs the referee, distracting him and mule kicks HFH, hitting him between the legs. Sending HFH down on his knees.)
Fred Davis: “Low Blow. Low Blow from the Hybrid Champion, come on that is a DQ.”
Jim Hill: “The Ref didn’t see it, so this match will keep going.”
(Tommy shows a sick smile as he camps out in the corner waiting for HFH to make it to his feet. HFH finally gets up, only to be met by the KOK from Tommy Rowan sending HFH to the ground yet again.)
Jim Hill: “Rowan with the pin 1...2....Kick out at 2.9, how much closer can you get?”
Fred Davis: “I don’t know.”
(Tommy pulls his hair, frustrated that HFH was able to kick out. Tommy makes it back to hit feet and drags HFH up setting up a Cobra Clutch.)
Fred Davis: “Could it be a Cobra Clutch from Tommy Rowan.”
(Tommy sets up the Cobra Clutch on HFH, but immediately spins him around. for the TommyHawk elbow, and hits.)
Fred Davis: “TommyHawk!! Cover 1...2....3 Tommy Rowan Wins.”
Marcus Senerchia: “Here Is your winner, “The Hardcore Reject” Tommy Rowan.”
Jim Hill: “Tommy Rowan wins the match for the UN. Now his teammates Michael James and Kareem al-Bashir just have to win the tag match to continue the UN dominance of EoV.”
SEGMENT
We cut backstage where we see Danny Brannigan standing at the Gorilla position. We can still here Tommy Rowan's theme and we see him come to the backstage area from the curtain. Danny immedietly rushes Tommy and begins the questions.
Danny Brannigan:"Tommy, how do you feel after the attack at the hands of Chase Michaels and Chelsea Armstrong earlier tonight?"
Tommy grabs a water bottle off of the catering table backstage and pours it over his head. He then takes a long gulp before looking towards Danny. He slings his Hybrid Championship up on his left shoulder and begins to speak in an aggressive tone.
Tommy Rowan:"Look Brannigan, let's keep this short. They jumped us when we were vunerable. We won't let it happen again. We turned our backs for one minute to just hang out and BOOM! We are attacked. I think they're scared of a straight up fight. They think they got one on us, but they didn't. They might have got a shot in back here, but I went out there and destroyed HFH like I said I would. And tonight, Michael and Kareem are going to destroy Chelsea and TJ.....Jason."
Danny Brannigan:"What will be the retaliation, if any, of the Ultraviolent Nations?"
Tommy takes another swig and then begins to speak.
Tommy Rowan:"The Nations aren't going to wait. Michael and Kareem are going to murder Chelsea out there tonight along with getting some revenge on TJ.....Jason. But I want a piece of the bitch too."
Danny Brannigan:"Meaning?"
Tommy let's out a sigh.
Tommy Rowan:"Next week there is going to be two matches. I am laying out the challenge and Michael is laying out a challenge. I am challenging Chelsea. I don't want her in a match. I want her in a streetfight! An old fashion streetfight! Only way to win is to knock your opponent clean out. And that's what I'm going to do to that bitch next week. And Michael, he want's to challenge Chase Michaels. So, ladies, see you next week. Brannigan, no more questions."
Danny tries to ask for another question, but Tommy shoves his face out of the way and walks off, leaving Danny Brannigan holding his face and the challenge laid out.
Marcus Senerchia:"It is now time...FOR YOUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!!! This match is scheduled for one fall and it is a Tag Team Match..."
"The Collapse" By Adelitas Way blasts through the speakers as fog and pyrotechnics take over the stage sending the arena into a frenzy as Chelsea Armstrong steps through the curtain running onto the stage as she puts a hand in the air before walking down the ramp hitting the hands of her fans along the way.
Marcus Senerchia:"Introducing first, from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 158 pounds, she is the Mistress of the Damned, CHELSEA ARRRRRMMMMSSSTTTRRROOONNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sliding under the bottom rope she climbs the nearest turnbuckle climbing to the top posing for the fans before jumping down and taking off her black jacket throwing it ringside before staring up the ramp awaiting her opponent.
"Dot Your Eyes" by Five Finger Death Punch blasts across the arena as the lights switch between red and blue in time with the music. The intro ends and from the song Ivan Moody is heard growling "Bring it!" and as soon as that happens Jason Kaine storms out from behind the curtain stepping with the beat of the song's bass drum. He doesn't stop on the stage. Instead, he heads straight down the ramp taking a few precious seconds to fist bump a couple fans.
Marcus Senerchia:"And her Tag Team Partner, from Baltimore, Maryland...weighing in at two hundred and fifty pounds....he is the Redneck Renegade...JAAAASSSOOON......KAAAAIIIINNNEEE!!!"
Jason walks to the end of the ramp and stops. He spreads his legs a few inches and lowers his head. A few seconds later and he raises both fists up high, blowing back the hood of his sleeveless entrance hoody as a loud display of blue and red pyro explodes on the stage. The fireworks stop after a few seconds and Jason lowers his hands. He slides into the ring, leaps to his feet, stands on the center of the middle rope and raises both fists again to a loud ovation. He repeats this on the opposite side of the ring, nodding his head in approval. He hops down again and waits in the corner.
Kareem walks out from the back during the Bomb drop in the song, and when the music stars he slowly makes his way to the ring.
Marcus Senerchia:"And their opponents, first, from Terran, Iran, weighing in at 210 pounds, he is The Arabian Prince, KAREEM ALLLL-BAAAAASSSHHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He stops at ring side before slowly entering the ring. He climbs the top turnbuckle then spits down at the ringside area to symbolize the dirty soil of America.
The lights in the arena cut to black. A thick and steady drum beat echoes throughout the building as a mixture of red lights and smoke appear near the entrance. The house lights come on as the opening chords to "Soldier Head" by Newsted blasts throughout the arena. From behind the smoke we gain sight of Michael James as he takes a few steps forward. He takes a drag from the cigarette in his mouth and looks towards the audience with a sneer of disgust.
Marcus Senerchia:"And his Tag Team Partner, from Fujisawa, Japan, weighing in at 275 pounds, he is the Personification of Perfection, MICHAEL JAAAAAAAMMMMEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Michael James begins to make his way towards the ring as the fans toss garbage in his direction, cursing and jeering him as James just smiles and continues to walk towards the ringside area. He climbs up the steps and casually moves between the ropes. He approaches the center of the ring and drops to one knee while pointing towards his chest. James quickly stands back up and begins to insult the audience in Japanese.
The ref checks all competitors and then signals for the bell. The bell rings and the match is underway. In the ring stands Chelsea Armstrong and Kareem al-Bashir. Kareem immedietly runs and swarms Chelsea in the corner. He nails a few clubbing blows and then Irish whips her into the corner. He nails a shoulder into Chelsea's gut and then begins to slam a few more in. Chelsea slugs to the bottom and Kareem backs up. He Runs forward and nails a knee to Chelsea's face.
Fred Davies:"Strong start for Kareem al-Bashir."
Jim Hill:"The U.N. will rule tonight! Chelsea and Chase attacked the U.N. earlier tonight and Kaine turned on them last week. Tonight, the U.N. gets their revenge!"
Kareem drags Chelsea to the middle of the ring. He stomps her a few times and then drops an elbow. He goes for the win.
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2....
Kickout at two by Chelsea. Kareem runs, rebounds off the ropes, and goes for a Leg Drop. Chelsea rolls out of the way and Kareem catches nothing but mat. Chelsea tags in Kaine and Kaine immedietly goes on the offence. He kneels over Kareem and begins pounding in his head. Kareem pushes him off and gets up quickly, but is sent back down with a clothesline. We see Chase Michaels in the audience, watching the match. Tommy Rowan comes out on the ramp and stares at Chase, making sure the sides are fair.
Fred Davies:"What are they doing here?"
Jim Hill:"Watching their teams backs. Simple as that Freddy!"
Jason and Kareem are now trading blows after that short distraction. Jason finally gets the upper hand with a big shove, but Kareem goes into the corner and tags in Michael James. James hops into the ring and him and Kaine stand face to face.
Fred Davies:"This is about to get nasty."
Jim Hill:"No shit."
Fred Davies:"You know, you don't have to be so mean all the time."
Jim Hill:"Try being on commentary with a complete moron like yourself, then come back to me."
Fred Davies:"Asshole."
Jim Hill:"Idiot."
Jason and Michael are locked up and both men are trying to push eachother. Neither move. Finally they both break and start trading blows. After a few moments of that they both go for a dropkick. Both men stand up confused. They look at eachother again and then lock up. Jason gets the upper hand and takes Michael to the ground with a headlock. He keeps hold and tugs as James tries to break free. Michael gets up to one knee. He elbows Jason in the gut. He does it again. And again. A fourth time breaks Kaine's hold and Michael grabs his head for a DDT. Michael lifts him up and Irish Whips him. Jason comes back into a crossbody and Michael holds for the cover.
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2....
Kickout at two. Michael calls for his finisher. Jason gets up and Michael goes for the "Final Conviction". Jason slips out and goes for the "Raising Kaine". He nails it and Michael falls back into his corner. Kareem tags himself in and immedietly nails the "Glimmering Warlock". He clotheslines Chelsea off the ropes and Kareem goes for the win.
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2....
3!!!!
Everybody thinks the three count has happened. But the bell doesn't ring. The ref signals that it was only a 2. Kareem looks livid as he grabs the referee by the shirt. He begins yelling at him as Jason crawls over to Chelsea and gets the tag. Kareem doesn't notice as he is arguing with the ref. HE finally lets go of the ref and turns to an awaiting Chelsea. Chelsea kicks him in the gut and nails the "Strongarmed"! She covers!
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2....
3...NO!!!
Kareem kicks out and the crowd is shocked. Chelsea calls for the "Fade to Black" as Kareem slowly makes it to his feet. Chelsea goes for it, but Kareem shoves off and flies back into a tag from Michael. Michael comes in and nails a clothesline on Chelsea. Chelsea get's up and is nailed with a scoop slam. Michael rebounds off the ropes and drops a leg across Chelsea's throat. Chelsea begins gasping for air as Michael get's down to her and begins to examine her body. The referee begs Michael to stop, but Michael refuses as he caresses Chelsea's hair. He grabs a handful of hair and brings her to her feet. She writhes in pain as Michael laughs to himself. Finally, he let's go and slaps Chelsea across the face. She falls to a knee as Michael laughs and Jason comes into the ring. He charges Michael, but is nailed with a "Osaka Spike Kick". Michael begins yelling in Japanese as he tags in Kareem. Michael grabs Jason and tries to toss him over the top rope, but Jason reverses it and shoves Michael away. They begin exchanging blows as the referee tries to get them out. Finally Jason clotheslines Michael out of the ring and comes out after him. They begin to exchange blows as Kareem calls for the "Nightmare Driver" on Chelsea. He lifts her up and nails it as he holds for the cover!
1...
2....
3!!!!!!!
The bell rings and "The Beaten Path" hits again. Tommy Rowan slides in the ring as Michael rolls in the ring. Tommy grabs and raises both men's hands.
Marcus Senerchia:"Your winners, Kareem al-Bashir and the EoV World Heavyweight Champion Michael James, they are The Ultraviolent NATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!"
Michael and Tommy raise their Championships as Kareem holds his fists up. The crowd is booing as they continue to celebrate. Chelsea is helped up by Chase as Jason is finally up on the outside as well. Chase, Chelsea, and Jason begin to walk up the ramp as The Ultraviolent Nations continue their celebration. The show logo comes up on the bottom as the Nations raise their Championships and fists in the air to close the show.
