Post by El Fuhrer O'Cruel on Nov 5, 2013 22:37:29 GMT -5
[El Fuhrer O'Cruel hops between weight training machines while addressing his usual camera man who is shaking nervously, never knowing what is behind the smokescreen that is El Fuhrer O'Cruel. O'Cruel flexes in the mirror and deliberates over his opponents at Chaos.]
El Fuhrer O'Cruel: It would be crueler to not give them pain. To let them wander aimlessly among the wasted potential and squandered futures here at EoV. A vote of confidence in their abilities that would put their questions to rest, how much longer must they desperately sacrifice their bodies for little to no recognition without ever knowing their true value? They must face true pain before they know they are ready for it.
Dallas Bonham is a man, that unbeknownst to him, is begging for such intervention. He got into this business to widdle a life for himself because he thought he had nothing to lose. Considering himself a hardened man because of his poor life choices... because he had to eat gruel and smack down pick pockets...small game. Bonham, this is what a hardened man looks like.
[O' Cruel poses for the camera]
This is technique, Physique, and a mind overqualified to bring you Mucho Pain and get the job done. Bonham has not truly done his time until he steps into El Fuhrer O' Cruel's ring. Once he does he is going to wish that he was back in jail.
[O'Cruel takes out a blowtorch from his gym bag. The camera man get's spooked and jumps backwards while O'Cruel torches his weights to disinfect them. Because of his OCD, he must. The camera man closes in again.]
Jason Kaine is another man looking for redemption... But at what cost to his family shall he enter the ring with El Fuhrer O' Cruel? When daddy's ligaments are torn from his bones and he has to explain to his children why he can never hold them again he will think of O'Cruel. When his wife asks him "was it worth it?" when she walks out for him for not being able to support his own, He will think of O'Cruel. When he is alone gazing at the broken man in the mirror, nursing his body with cheap whiskey, his mind will be thinking of El Fuhrer O'Cruel. They are delivered to me broken. It is my job to make them realize it.
Camera Man: What about your partner High Flying Hardcore? This week you have to team up but you may be opponents again very shortly in the Hybrid Title tournament.
El Fuhrer O'Cruel: I am keeping an eye on all my rivals and at Chaos there will be plenty of competition between the High Flyer and myself as the two of us battle to dish out the most brutality on our opponents. We may share this temporary alliance tonight but there are no friends when gold is on the line, just Mucho Pain. Let me show you something.
[El Fuhrer draws the camera guy in with a pointing gesture and with great enthusiasm yanks a table sheet off a piece of machinery.]
This is Chris Benoit's Bowflex!
Camera Man: My god! Why?!
El Fuhrer O'Cruel: Because if i can defeat the machine, i can defeat the man!
[El Fuhrer begins bending the steal machine to his will. Snapping and tearing the scraps away with his large fire tempered hands. El Fuhrer's bellied laughter echoes through the gym while other patrons flee out the front door, dodging the debris. The Camera man flees as well and the feed is interrupted by static for seconds. It comes back momentarily and the frantic Camera man delivers a video resignation.]
Camera Man: ... He is just... So Cruel....
El Fuhrer O'Cruel: It would be crueler to not give them pain. To let them wander aimlessly among the wasted potential and squandered futures here at EoV. A vote of confidence in their abilities that would put their questions to rest, how much longer must they desperately sacrifice their bodies for little to no recognition without ever knowing their true value? They must face true pain before they know they are ready for it.
Dallas Bonham is a man, that unbeknownst to him, is begging for such intervention. He got into this business to widdle a life for himself because he thought he had nothing to lose. Considering himself a hardened man because of his poor life choices... because he had to eat gruel and smack down pick pockets...small game. Bonham, this is what a hardened man looks like.
[O' Cruel poses for the camera]
This is technique, Physique, and a mind overqualified to bring you Mucho Pain and get the job done. Bonham has not truly done his time until he steps into El Fuhrer O' Cruel's ring. Once he does he is going to wish that he was back in jail.
[O'Cruel takes out a blowtorch from his gym bag. The camera man get's spooked and jumps backwards while O'Cruel torches his weights to disinfect them. Because of his OCD, he must. The camera man closes in again.]
Jason Kaine is another man looking for redemption... But at what cost to his family shall he enter the ring with El Fuhrer O' Cruel? When daddy's ligaments are torn from his bones and he has to explain to his children why he can never hold them again he will think of O'Cruel. When his wife asks him "was it worth it?" when she walks out for him for not being able to support his own, He will think of O'Cruel. When he is alone gazing at the broken man in the mirror, nursing his body with cheap whiskey, his mind will be thinking of El Fuhrer O'Cruel. They are delivered to me broken. It is my job to make them realize it.
Camera Man: What about your partner High Flying Hardcore? This week you have to team up but you may be opponents again very shortly in the Hybrid Title tournament.
El Fuhrer O'Cruel: I am keeping an eye on all my rivals and at Chaos there will be plenty of competition between the High Flyer and myself as the two of us battle to dish out the most brutality on our opponents. We may share this temporary alliance tonight but there are no friends when gold is on the line, just Mucho Pain. Let me show you something.
[El Fuhrer draws the camera guy in with a pointing gesture and with great enthusiasm yanks a table sheet off a piece of machinery.]
This is Chris Benoit's Bowflex!
Camera Man: My god! Why?!
El Fuhrer O'Cruel: Because if i can defeat the machine, i can defeat the man!
[El Fuhrer begins bending the steal machine to his will. Snapping and tearing the scraps away with his large fire tempered hands. El Fuhrer's bellied laughter echoes through the gym while other patrons flee out the front door, dodging the debris. The Camera man flees as well and the feed is interrupted by static for seconds. It comes back momentarily and the frantic Camera man delivers a video resignation.]
Camera Man: ... He is just... So Cruel....
