Post by High Flying Hardcore on Aug 25, 2013 9:15:42 GMT -5
[After the match against Tri Brute]
HFH was sitting on a steal chair backstage still wearing his wrestling gear. He had an ice pack on his genitals. Jon Daly, HFH’s consultant came in
“What the fuck Jon?!” HFH said as soon as he walked in
“What do you mean” Daly said surprised and confused
“I mean, I pay you to find out what my opponents will be like and their habits and so on. You could of told me that Brute likes to touch the one eyed monster. That is your job, isn’t it?!” HFH said madly
Jon tried to calm the situation down “I couldn’t do anything. You hired me because I know everything about every wrestler ever. I know every corner of this business but I’m no time traveller. I can’t look into the future and see what an opponent will do. This is a one of”
HFH looked a little calmer and lowered his voice a bit “Well, did you find out who I’m facing next week? This is an important match. This is where I can finally snatch that contract from that fud-wit TJ Pain”
TJ pain had added a stipulation to HFH’s contract that he needed to win his first two matches in order to get his EAW contract. He really had to concentrate in this match and It would be hard for a man like High Flying Hardcore. It was a standard match which meant no weapons, no brawling on the outside for too long and basically took half of HFH’s move set away.
“It’s one of the newer guys you’re facing. A man called ‘Havok’
“Jon, I want you to dig EVERYTHING out about this lad. I need to win. I can’t lose this match. EAW is everything to me, Jon. “
“Already done.” Jon began to tell HFH about the mysterious man kidnapping Havok and that Havok was as desperate to win as what HFH was.
A couple of days later, HFH logged into his old youtube account for the first time in over a year. He had a few old promos on that account and was about to make a new one, a better one, a more mature one. He got Jon to take control of the Kodak camera and HFH stood with his hands in his chinos pockets. He was also wearing a pair of plim souls and a white Hollister polo shirt.
“Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen” He began “I’m back on Youtube and I want to start by congratulating Tri Brute on making an angry Scotsman on his debut. I mean, mate, just stay down. You’re facing a future hall of famer and you can’t help but trying to take your future sorry ass and failing to take my spot light. If you really are from the future, then you’ll know that I’m going to be EAW’s first world champion since re-opening and that I will be in the hall of fame very, very soon. Lets be honnust, I believe you’re from the future and you know what a legend I will become and that’s why you hit my snake. It’s so when all eyes are on me and I raise that world championship, you can have some sort of relevance. One more thing Brute, If I really angered you last week, don’t show up in my match this week or I really will give you a Glasgow kiss and I don’t care how far into the future you came from and how thick your skin is, a Glasgow kiss will open you up like a butcher opens up a pig for meat.
“Now, onto this week… Havok, you naughty boy. I’ve heard the things from people that you’ve been down talking yours truly. Come on man, have some respect for the EAW originals. All jokeing aside though, if you EVER, call me a joke again, I’ll beat your ass so hard that the only joke that will be going around will be that the beating I gave you resembles a black man raping your disrespectful ass.
“I do apoligise though. Not for beating you 1,2,3 in the middle of the ring, but for deciding your fate in getting this mysterious masked man on your case after your loss”
Jon cut the camera and both men looked at each other smileing before uploading the video to the internet for the public and
HFH was sitting on a steal chair backstage still wearing his wrestling gear. He had an ice pack on his genitals. Jon Daly, HFH’s consultant came in
“What the fuck Jon?!” HFH said as soon as he walked in
“What do you mean” Daly said surprised and confused
“I mean, I pay you to find out what my opponents will be like and their habits and so on. You could of told me that Brute likes to touch the one eyed monster. That is your job, isn’t it?!” HFH said madly
Jon tried to calm the situation down “I couldn’t do anything. You hired me because I know everything about every wrestler ever. I know every corner of this business but I’m no time traveller. I can’t look into the future and see what an opponent will do. This is a one of”
HFH looked a little calmer and lowered his voice a bit “Well, did you find out who I’m facing next week? This is an important match. This is where I can finally snatch that contract from that fud-wit TJ Pain”
TJ pain had added a stipulation to HFH’s contract that he needed to win his first two matches in order to get his EAW contract. He really had to concentrate in this match and It would be hard for a man like High Flying Hardcore. It was a standard match which meant no weapons, no brawling on the outside for too long and basically took half of HFH’s move set away.
“It’s one of the newer guys you’re facing. A man called ‘Havok’
“Jon, I want you to dig EVERYTHING out about this lad. I need to win. I can’t lose this match. EAW is everything to me, Jon. “
“Already done.” Jon began to tell HFH about the mysterious man kidnapping Havok and that Havok was as desperate to win as what HFH was.
A couple of days later, HFH logged into his old youtube account for the first time in over a year. He had a few old promos on that account and was about to make a new one, a better one, a more mature one. He got Jon to take control of the Kodak camera and HFH stood with his hands in his chinos pockets. He was also wearing a pair of plim souls and a white Hollister polo shirt.
“Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen” He began “I’m back on Youtube and I want to start by congratulating Tri Brute on making an angry Scotsman on his debut. I mean, mate, just stay down. You’re facing a future hall of famer and you can’t help but trying to take your future sorry ass and failing to take my spot light. If you really are from the future, then you’ll know that I’m going to be EAW’s first world champion since re-opening and that I will be in the hall of fame very, very soon. Lets be honnust, I believe you’re from the future and you know what a legend I will become and that’s why you hit my snake. It’s so when all eyes are on me and I raise that world championship, you can have some sort of relevance. One more thing Brute, If I really angered you last week, don’t show up in my match this week or I really will give you a Glasgow kiss and I don’t care how far into the future you came from and how thick your skin is, a Glasgow kiss will open you up like a butcher opens up a pig for meat.
“Now, onto this week… Havok, you naughty boy. I’ve heard the things from people that you’ve been down talking yours truly. Come on man, have some respect for the EAW originals. All jokeing aside though, if you EVER, call me a joke again, I’ll beat your ass so hard that the only joke that will be going around will be that the beating I gave you resembles a black man raping your disrespectful ass.
“I do apoligise though. Not for beating you 1,2,3 in the middle of the ring, but for deciding your fate in getting this mysterious masked man on your case after your loss”
Jon cut the camera and both men looked at each other smileing before uploading the video to the internet for the public and
